DOA5LR Use a DOA5 victory quote in an everyday mundane situation

[Camel with 2 thumbs]

Ill start

When I'm babysitting my excitable niece and she runs off into the crowd

"You stay where I can see you!"

 

[Strangerinmytub]

Browsing through FSD and seeing everyone losing their shit and flaming each other over boob physics and cartoon violence.

"Yeah, pretty much what I expected"

 

[Camel with 2 thumbs]

*Stuck on Route 1 traffic and I'm mouthing off to the guy in front of me*

"It's like you're moving in slow motion!"

 

[Bacaww]

*Play fighting with my brother and accidentally punching him in the throat*

"You should really put some ice on that."

*Taking a nice shit*

"This feels awesome!