Weirdest Online Moments

[Chapstick]

I dont know if it was weird or something else o.o but I just joined to a random lobby today. There was 3 or 4 people and 2 of them had a headset. 1 little kid and the 2. was older. The little kid made fun about my name. I didnt acting retarded so I decide to play against him. Me pick "Ryu" after few second " Hahahha pick hayabusa noob noob " " I will kick this guy in the ass " I just ignored them. So he just tryed to counter my attacks so I just grabed made izunas. After then he scremed " ahhhhhhhhh fuck you " "" fuck you " " blow me you sucker " " noooo " " dont grab dont grab " the kid just almos begun to cry so I decided not to grab. after few secounds " ahhhhhhhh dont attack D: " " noooo you sucker " noooo dont attack " Ok then I decided to counter. He was dumb instead to grab he still attacked so because of that I won 4 times. So got kicked from the lobby. After 3 Min I got a message:

He: Hahahhahah nooob you sucker you dumbfuck so you run away looooooooooool
Me: Sorry you kicked me but why are you so rude ? Do I have hurt you or insullt you ?
He: No but I hate you you dumbfuck lol lol hahahaha
Me: I just stayed cool and didnt write anything...........

after 5 min

HE: Whats matter do you have fear against me ? you have won 4 times against me and have fear to lose against me ?
Me: No if you want we can play ?
He: Okay

#he invited me

before we played he wrote dont pick hayabusa because he grabs , conter , attack too much
Me: I was like okay ?
He: you dumbfuck I will kill you I will destroy you noob I will fuck you
Me: could you please be polite ?
He: Nooooooo loooooooooooooool I will fuck you lool I will fuck you family
Me : I was really angry because my little sister died but I thought dont act like a retard now
He: Whats matter ? looooooool loll hahaha you fucking noob noob nobie loooool
Me. I was like what the ?
He: suck my dick
Me: Your dick is so small that even you cant see it
He Got pissed off

Match begins/

pick, Hayate /

I just spammed al the time.

He: Noooooooooooooo he fucking dumbfuck I hateeeeee youuuuuuuuuuu I gonna fuck your ass
Dont pick Hayate and Hayabusa

Match begins: Pick Kasumi

I just spammed becuase after one hit he trys to counter so I throwed him to death.

After the match ; I got kicked
3 min later You noob you dumbfuck why are you leave ? do you have fear ?

I was like

BTW: Genrally I will never be rude to people here anymore. I learned that today. I want to apogloize.

I'm sorry that happened to you. D: There are people online that will act like total pricks no matter how polite or respectful you are. I think the best thing to do is leave at the first sign of trouble. If they go out of their way to message you over the PSN, block them. It'll save you a lot of headaches.

 

[Keved]

I dont know if it was weird or something else o.o but I just joined to a random lobby today. There was 3 or 4 people and 2 of them had a headset. 1 little kid and the 2. was older. The little kid made fun about my name. I didnt acting retarded so I decide to play against him. Me pick "Ryu" after few second " Hahahha pick hayabusa noob noob " " I will kick this guy in the ass " I just ignored them. So he just tryed to counter my attacks so I just grabed made izunas. After then he scremed " ahhhhhhhhh fuck you " "" fuck you " " blow me you sucker " " noooo " " dont grab dont grab " the kid just almos begun to cry so I decided not to grab. after few secounds " ahhhhhhhh dont attack D: " " noooo you sucker " noooo dont attack " Ok then I decided to counter. He was dumb instead to grab he still attacked so because of that I won 4 times. So got kicked from the lobby. After 3 Min I got a message:

He: Hahahhahah nooob you sucker you dumbfuck so you run away looooooooooool
Me: Sorry you kicked me but why are you so rude ? Do I have hurt you or insullt you ?
He: No but I hate you you dumbfuck lol lol hahahaha
Me: I just stayed cool and didnt write anything...........

after 5 min

HE: Whats matter do you have fear against me ? you have won 4 times against me and have fear to lose against me ?
Me: No if you want we can play ?
He: Okay

#he invited me

before we played he wrote dont pick hayabusa because he grabs , conter , attack too much
Me: I was like okay ?
He: you dumbfuck I will kill you I will destroy you noob I will fuck you
Me: could you please be polite ?
He: Nooooooo loooooooooooooool I will fuck you lool I will fuck you family
Me : I was really angry because my little sister died but I thought dont act like a retard now
He: Whats matter ? looooooool loll hahaha you fucking noob noob nobie loooool
Me. I was like what the ?
He: suck my dick
Me: Your dick is so small that even you cant see it
He Got pissed off

Match begins/

pick, Hayate /

I just spammed al the time.

He: Noooooooooooooo he fucking dumbfuck I hateeeeee youuuuuuuuuuu I gonna fuck your ass
Dont pick Hayate and Hayabusa

Match begins: Pick Kasumi

I just spammed becuase after one hit he trys to counter so I throwed him to death.

After the match ; I got kicked
3 min later You noob you dumbfuck why are you leave ? do you have fear ?

Damn mate, i am so sorry you had to put up with that ear noise . Huge respect for having such a high tolerance level to put up with that for as long as you did, i know if it was me going through what you just experienced, I'd be out of that lobby quicker than a doped up horse the moment any F bomb or form of abuse was muttered from the mic. I mean, we go online to play & have fun, not to be abused & insulted just because our virtual avatar beat someone else virtual avatar. The logic to me is simple; if you lose, you lose, nothing we can do about it & you move on. Learn from it, dust yourself off, get back on your feet & have another crack. If you continue losing, take some of your characters to the training lab, learn the tools & character tech available to you or research some strategies from pro tournament players by watching their videos. If all else fails however & you're still losing, well, at the end of the day you've just got to ask yourself "Do i really care"?

If you ever want to have a few games without being abused, degraded & belittled because you're the better, more skilled player, than give me a yell. I'd love to play against you. If i lose, which i probably will sure I'd be annoyed & will probably get the sh!ts with myself abit, but i guarantee you this, my frustrations won't be aimed towards you because, really, I'd only have myself to blame for not being on my own game.

 

[David Gregg]

@Nameless Sama sorry to hear that, that's horrible it's not a weird moment it's straight up online bullying. Don't let the douchebag get to you he obviously has nothing better to do in his life than put others down

 

[Nameless Sama]

Thank You People I am really nice Person but I hate it if someone insult my family. You can insult me as long you want I really dont care but my family is too important for me and friends too. I had a really bad past so that help me to act gentleman. What I mean to say is. The really bad and really hurting my soul and heart made me stronger but I really miss it too much.

 

[AkaShocka]

Hey!! So me and my good friend @Keved are playing. 1st we were going to play for real but it was lagging so we just started toying around. I picked Alpha 700 times spamming her BURST throw. He was spamming Jann Lee's dragon kick. In a twisted kind of way, HIS dragon kick hit me while I was about to do burst. Now, I have like a pixel and he has half life. Alpha freakin' taunts!!!! And guess what? WATAAAAA! to the face. Hahaha GGs Kev!

 

[Chapstick]

Tonight the person from this:

I went into a lobby with two players that had mics. One had the "female player" title in their little ID thing but they definitely didn't sound like a girl, it was definitely a guy speaking in a feminine voice. Could have been mtf trans*, I'm not sure.

So I fight a match and nearly win against their Pai using Lei, I start hearing them talking in low voices mumbling and I thought they were talking shit about me but wasn't sure, so I just figured "whatever" and waited for the next fight. The next fight I pick Kasumi, and I hear the "female" player go "OOOOHH LOOK HE PICKED KASSUUUUUMMIIIII" and I couldn't hear what else they were saying but I was still trying to ignore them. I nearly win this match against the other player's Jacky, but again lose. After this fight, they did the quit to lobby thing where all players are forced to the lobby screen. I hear them talking a bit (still have no idea what they were saying) and I hear the "female" player say "sign this bitch out" and suddenly I got kicked out.

I didn't say a single word, I didn't hit anyone while they were down after a round, I didn't taunt, I didn't even win a match, I was completely respectful. But out of no where these two strangers start insulting me and then kick me. :/ It kind of pissed me off.

came into the lobby I was the host of. I said "surprised you'd come in here." They said "y," I said "after what happened the last time I saw you." At this point they got their ass handed to them by another player which was hilarious and I thoroughly enjoyed watching. They then say "what happened" and I said "You kicked me from your lobby for no reason." Then after a bit they say "u took that 2 heart lol??" and immediately left. About 30 seconds later, someone else with a similar psn id popped in. They played pretty much the same way so call me paranoid but I'm almost 100% sure it was the same person.

 

[Deleted member 473]

You wanna know how I piss these people off? Smooth Criminal on they ass! LMAO oooh they don't like that LOL

 

[Xernuht]

Somehow, I ended up with both an inaction player and a "don't blame me" lagger in the same lobby.

I actually don't hate the guy who just picked Kasumi and stood there. I gained an appreciation for Eliot that day. Lagmaster, though... *cringe* They needed the other lobby attendants (INCLUDING INACTION MAN!) to even get her to understand she had a natural 1-bar. One of the few days where I never really managed to GG every match.

 

[Chapstick]

Somehow, I ended up with both an inaction player and a "don't blame me" lagger in the same lobby.

I actually don't hate the guy who just picked Kasumi and stood there. I gained an appreciation for Eliot that day. Lagmaster, though... *cringe* They needed the other lobby attendants (INCLUDING INACTION MAN!) to even get her to understand she had a natural 1-bar. One of the few days where I never really managed to GG every match.

Was it a girl named dragonmaster?

Edit- wait, I think her psn was thedragongod

 

[Xernuht]

Was it a girl named dragonmaster?

Edit- wait, I think her psn was thedragongod

Maybe... I don't remember.

 

[Chapstick]

Maybe... I don't remember.

I ask because that's the girl from my other post that was telling us to blame her internet provider instead of her for the massive amount of lag she brought in.

 

[Commmanda Panda]

This happened a while back but I remember it very clearly. My Kokoro vs. random online Rachel on Flow. It is the second round and the raft is on the edge of the waterfall. Kokoro sends Rachel into the cliffhanger and goes for the grab. She sends Rachel with so much force that they phase though the stage and end up at the very beginning of the stage where the raft is attached to the tree. I end up losing that round due to the laughter and dropping my controller lol.

 

[Rawbietussin]

This happened a while back but I remember it very clearly. My Kokoro vs. random online Rachel on Flow. It is the second round and the raft is on the edge of the waterfall. Kokoro sends Rachel into the cliffhanger and goes for the grab. She sends Rachel with so much force that they phase though the stage and end up at the very beginning of the stage where the raft is attached to the tree. I end up losing that round due to the laughter and dropping my controller lol.

Sounds like a similar glitch encounter I had in Vanilla 5 with the Flow stage except it happened offline and it was against a CPU. I did a throw on Christie (which KO'ed her in the process) with Sarah on the cliffhanger. Christie fell down but no birds were hitting towards her as she fell then Sarah jumps down and we ended up on the same raft instead of the Primal stage.

 

[Jyakotu]

I just got kicked out a PSN lobby because I didn't like that it was only 2 rounds. I guess I was just so eager to get into a lobby, I didn't see the set number of rounds. Lol

 

[Chapstick]

I just got kicked out a PSN lobby because I didn't like that it was only 2 rounds. I guess I was just so eager to get into a lobby, I didn't see the set number of rounds. Lol

People are very kick-happy in Ultimate. A few days ago I was in a lobby where the host said he would kick anyone that was too good or used Zack, Jann, or Alpha. I'm not even that good and he still kicked me.

 

[Jyakotu]

People are very kick-happy in Ultimate. A few days ago I was in a lobby where the host said he would kick anyone that was too good or used Zack, Jann, or Alpha. I'm not even that good and he still kicked me.

I just bough Alpha, so I hope that I don't get kicked out if I decide to use her to troll for fun. I'm actually trying to use her more effectively instead of just spamming the same strings.

 

[Deleted member 473]

People are very kick-happy in Ultimate. A few days ago I was in a lobby where the host said he would kick anyone that was too good or used Zack, Jann, or Alpha. I'm not even that good and he still kicked me.

I actually spam Zack's kkkk when im annoyed at the player that keeps trying to do wakeup attacks. LOL They be lookin so crunchy LMAO

 

[Crext]

A few of you probably saw my very very odd experience with a buddhist kid in an EU lobby, but I'll copy and paste it here. I'm telling you, I sat there and asked myself "what the hell"


PS this was on the 121st page of the doa5u casual thread and took forever to find

I guess you don't follow law of honor! You must now bow 3 times and throw salt over your right shoulder, viewed from my standpoints. You can then call youself young grasshopper and perform battle with us in EU server.

 

[Nameless Sama]

This was before with the online experience with the kid. I just joined to a lobby I waited for my turn and yeah after 25 min waiting came my turn. What happend close the match and write I am the best tzzz you all can nothing. I write ok let fight he wrote nah you are shitty F rank. I said you are a E rank and beate F rank players and then I got kicked. After 5 Min the messages came from alone: After writing my next to last message I got banned. So I had to create a new one :/ I just wrote this because he insult my mother which has a little time life...

 

[crapoZK]

Zack Mix-Ups online get people so salty. Some dude said that my Zack only won because he didn't know how to fight against me and that I'm a noob. How does that even make sense? If you don't know how to play against Zack, obviously you would lose. People online sometimes..... -_-