Weirdest Online Moments

KingGhidorah

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I've had somebody come into a lobby and claim that a friend was, in fact, Black Mamba on PSN with the intent of stealing grade from low ranks, and that he was going to beat him as revenge. From that moment, lasting about two weeks, he'd randomly join a lobby and declare that he was going to win this time. He never did. He became known as The Liberator for a time.

LOL! I remember him! And he really was just the dumbest guy ever who loved babbling on about this plan of his. He must have finally just left the game knowing he'd never beat me.

Also, I enjoyed how he came to the conclusion I was him based off of my ID at the time, WhiteMambaM0an. Must not have been familiar with what trolling is.
 

Brute

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Do you play on PSN Brute?
Indeed I do. I'm sure I've run into you once or twice, but I'm not sure which account i was using at the time. My primary PSNID is LahsVeo, if you ever want to go some rounds. :)

I was in a lobby with this Ayane who thought they were hot shit (mediocre Ayanes that think they're the best players ever are pretty common in 5U). I told Aero about this person so he could witness that assholery firsthand and invited him to the lobby. In the timer thing inbetween fights, this player (who was also the host) saw that Aero in the queue was A- rank. Suddenly everyone was forced to the lobby screen and Aero got kicked out. I assumed he got kicked, asked him, and he said he was. Then I got pissed off and said in the lobby "-host's ID- just kicked my friend for being A rank! LOL" and wouldn't you know it, I was suddenly kicked!
lol. It get invited to lobbies a lot when people are facing a disrespectful person they can't beat. So I join in, hear the situation, kick the incumbent's ass and then pat myself on the back. If I return to the lobby I get kicked immediately, but whatevs. :p
 

Awesmic

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So apparently in this random lobby, some kid was getting off to Christie and Mila while I was playing them in tag with their racing outfits, "noises" and all. For the first time in my life, I actually wanted someone to kick me out of the lobby... but they wouldn't do it. So I showed myself out.

Now I know how some of you guys feel.
 

Rawbietussin

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So apparently in this random lobby, some kid was getting off to Christie and Mila while I was playing them in tag with their racing outfits, "noises" and all. For the first time in my life, I actually wanted someone to kick me out of the lobby... but they wouldn't do it. So I showed myself out.

Now I know how some of you guys feel.

"Noises"? What kind of "noises"?
 

AkaShocka

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I was using Rachel in ranked against some Helena player. It was the final round, we both had 2, and he did her 3kkk. The second kick of the string K.Oed me but I did a mid kick counter which oddly made it passed the K.O and held the 3rd kick and Rachel did her hold animation, tosses Helena up, then fell down. The system voice even said "K.O" after the second hit landed but my hold still came out on the 3rd kick. It was very easy to see as well because he delayed the string. That was very cool actually. I thought it was a double K.O because we both had a pixel.
 

Nameless Sama

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Joins to a lobby got kicked. Joint to a lobby got kicked. Joins for the 8 time got kicked yesterday. I got a message from a Kicker. " I have kicked you because you are a F rank Player " Another Message from a different kicker " Fuck Hayabusa Player go fuck yourself " and then I got kicked again. Well at least they can tell me that I should go instead of kicking me directly.

Joins to a Tag Lobby. The Match was almost done. #After 15 min I wait for my turn # # I was happy finally the match comes to the end and then I got kicked from the hoster.# I was really angry and wrote " come on show me your skills againt my Tag Team. # He invited me. The 8 another people changed their ready to spectetor mode.
#Match starts#.

1 round starts: I spammed with Hayate 3H+KK after that with 236 + 44T + 466T. Cheap tatics I know but who cares.

2 round starts switched to Ryu spammed only :426::P+K::P::P::f360::F:. I won. I dont need to spam to win but I had fun He wanted to switch but I didnt let him escape. I was to fast for him. I was thinking " Fear and feel my wrath"


Got I message from him. Hey wanna team up ? I need a fucking noob spammer like you.
Me: wrote nothing just left the lobby,
He: hey where you are going ?
Me.: wrote nothing
After 5 Min got I message
He: hey dont ignore me -.-
Me: wrote nothing
He: You are not my friend anymore you slut bitch
Me note : (he was just a random guy)
He: so taht kind of person you are go fuck yourself
After 12 min I got another message
He: Hey Buddy I won because you dont accpet my Friend Request and my game invite that means you have fear against me and I am better than you. I won cause you gave up.
Me thinking: This is getting better and better. I really begin to enjoy the PSN Community really. On Xbox you cant find such people and these entertainment besides of kicking people.
 
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Brute

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Joined a lobby where everyone was talking on mics. Got a mini winstreak going, and in the true spirit of PSN they start complaining and debating whether to kick me (my connection was fine, by the way). One guy said that I was easy to beat as I was a spammer (this was after my fourth consecutive time of wiping the floor with his smug ass). Anyway, they kept blabbing about how unfair it was, so I finally plugged in my mic and proceeded to inform them that if I am indeed spamming than I should be easy to beat as you could just use holds to escape my predictable set-ups.

Then, like magic, the whole lobby went silent. Dead-ass quiet. I could hear crickets outside my window. Then, after about a minute, one of the mics comes back on playing Animal I Have Become from Three Days Grace. Then they all evacuated the lobby, one by one...

The highlight of the event was one guy calling me "This Izuna Fucker."
 

Yaguar

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Had a simple one last night on PSN. Playing a couple of ranked matches ran into a Gen Fu, began to brick myself as I have Gen Fu issues. Out spaced, abused feint setups, won pretty convincingly.

Message arrives: "Fucking bitch".
Reply: "GG"

He left me alone then... First angry person to not reply with a follow up. Top 10 oddest things.
 

Awesmic

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I went on an alternate account yesterday.

Much to my surprise, some people within the community treated me nicer than they would if people actually knew it was me. It's 7 years ago all over again.
 

Princess Kasumi

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I defeated this guy's jann lee.
He left the lobby as quickly as possible once i defeated him, then he sent me a message and deleted me off his friend list.
I had a german friend to translate what he said to me: Your kasumi combos are bad, You only use P, you played bad.

 

Nameless Sama

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Your german friend has forgotten something. The correct translate is so kannst du mit kasumi keine combos that means you cant do any combo with kasumi. ein bissle auf P drücken und dann 4 mal hinter werfen um zu gewinnen echt schlecht gespielt. = you press a few times P and after that you throw to win you have played bad. His german is very bad from this player not from your friend
 

Awesmic

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^You're fortunate, @Princess Kasumi. Had you went on an alternate account and told him you was a beginner with the same outcome, he probably would've stalked you for days...
 

tokiopewpew

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Your german friend has forgotten something. The correct translate is so kannst du mit kasumi keine combos that means you cant do any combo with kasumi. ein bissle auf P drücken und dann 4 mal hinter werfen um zu gewinnen echt schlecht gespielt. = you press a few times P and after that you throw to win you have played bad. His german is very bad from this player not from your friend

Since that germany Jann Lee player is writing like he's not knowing what punctuation means, Nameless is right with his translation.

I wonder why you have someone like him in your friendlist, respectively why you allowed him to add you, Princess. Nice Kasumi performance btw.
 

Princess Kasumi

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I added him because he has 4 bars with me and to invite him into my lobbies.
This fight really pissed him off because I play my kasumi differently now.

no i never messaged with him ever. just found him on somebody's lobby and that was it.
 
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