DOA6: What if everyone drank the clone juice?

[grap3fruitman]

Believe it or not, I like something about DOA5 and it is the clones. This latest PHASE-4 trailer looks really cool.

The new Team Ninja seems to like their more exaggerated characters: look at all the boss characters in DOAD and most of the "new" characters in DOA5 (Momiji, Rachel, PHASE-4).

Fuck it. Have the entire cast play that crazy.

PHASE-4 should be regular Kasumi. Bass should have crazy disappearing shit and wacky extra fake wrestling moves. Everyone. Everyone drinks the clone juice and plays like a super-powered clone of him or herself.

A lot of Alpha-152's long-range attacks suck and they shouldn't. They should really lead into other things and give her an opening once they attack. Team Ninja is afraid to make them decent because she would obviously over-power the rest of the cast. So over-power the rest of the cast. Right? Duh. Give everyone crazy shit from long-distance that leads into other shit.

Something Wah said to me a while back stuck with me. It was about 3D fighters' basically being limited to "in-fighting" except for Soul Calibur. Giving all the characters in DOA these kinds of exaggerated moves, including the long-distance ones, would help differentiate it from other 3D fighters while helping it really play fresh again.

Holds are still garbage and a lot of the other shit I've bitched about before still needs fixing but... I think this would be neat.

Am I crazy or is this a great idea?

 

[Brute]

You're crazy, as usual.

 

[Kohlrak]

i can't tell if you're drunk or sarcastic.

 

[Ghosty-J]

Fuck it. Have the entire cast play that crazy.

 

[Jyakotu]

I'd rather have my 3D fighters be realistic as possible, in terms of fighting styles of course.

 

[David Gregg]

Pretty sure sarcasm...

 

[Brute]

Pretty sure sarcasm...

grap3 is either genuine, or is the most persistent troll ever, because this is exactly the kind of thing he's known for saying.

 

[Rawbietussin]

Kasumi already has conjoined triplets (Kasumi Alpha, Alpha-152, Phase-4) that she conceived without a Cesarian Section then you have Lisa and Bass who are conjoined with their wrestling twin counterparts (Lamar and Strong).

Ein and Hayate were the only ones who had a successful operation and got separated with each other but I don't mind them doing a Morrigan-Lilith fusion routine together (considering the fact that Ein has an incubus costume).

Otherwise, I don't know how much more can my poor heart's going to take any more of these clowns clones.

 

[DontForkWitMe]

3 words

Cyber Leon

 

[Brute]

3 words

Cyber Leon

I must not be as good at counting as I thought I was.

 

[grap3fruitman]

You guys are posting dumb one-liners and image responses but I'm the troll for having an idea and explaining why I feel it's great. Okay.

 

[Brute]

You guys are posting dumb one-liners and image responses but I'm the troll for having an idea and explaining why I feel it's great. Okay.

No, I said I believe you are genuine or trolling. Personally, I think you're genuine.

I just also genuinely think your idea is not great. At all.

As far as the one-liners thing goes, what do you expect us to say? You think this is a good idea because you don't like DOA's existing mechanics so you want to change them.

Holds are still garbage and a lot of the other shit I've bitched about before still needs fixing

Most of us think that the existing system mechanics are good (hint: that's why we play the game).

So basically, we don't want it to change into something totally different. Most of us just want some tweaks to perfect the existing system. Thus, we don't want some radical overhaul. You don't like the current system mechanics, so you do want an overhaul. Naturally, most of us won't be in agreement with you.

The "one-liners" were posted because we figured this thought-process would be intuitive and thus there was no need to draw it out word-for-word. But apparently, we were wrong. So there it is.

We're not trolling. You're not trolling. I don't like your idea. Apparently, some of these other guys don't like your idea, either. That's where we're at.

 

[FatalxInnocence]

I think it would be an interesting idea, kind of like how P4AU has the "shadow" versions of each character- I'd be for a psycho clone version of each character for sure. It would make for a interesting mid story boss fight for each character too. Over-come a OP copy of yourself created by M.I.S.T- the data could have been obtained through previous tournaments.... they could turn it into DOA logic rofl.

( since... you know... DOA rarely ever made sense anyway, they could totally make it work. )

 

[Seppu]

brad would have a friend for life~

 

[CyberEvil]

I would pay about $30 for a downloadable DoA that went completely unhinged. I don't think it needs to be clones, they can just go nuts with the characters and not worry about balance. It'd be fun as long as it wasn't marketed as the next core release. Think that weird joke VF trailer a while back.

 

[Awesmic]

If everyone drank the clone juice, there'd be no reason for me to use Mila for tag with Christie anymore.

 

[synce]

I'm all for it. DOA's biggest problem is that most of the characters are boring and weak. If you look at the most popular fighting games you'll see they all have one thing in common - interesting rosters. In the last couple of Tekken games we got vampires and robots. DOA got a waitress and a skinhead. The game needs more Alphas and Omegas.

 

[Jyakotu]

I'm all for it. DOA's biggest problem is that most of the characters are boring and weak. If you look at the most popular fighting games you'll see they all have one thing in common - interesting rosters. In the last couple of Tekken games we got vampires and robots. DOA got a waitress and a skinhead. The game needs more Alphas and Omegas.

I, personally, don't care for the more out there characters in the Tekken franchise. Soulcalibur gets away with it because that's just the aesthetic of the world. I like that series like VF and DOA are keeping the rosters more realistic in terms of characters and fighting styles.

 

[gnooz]

In the last couple of Tekken games we got vampires and robots. DOA got a waitress and a skinhead. The game needs more Alphas and Omegas.

I like that series like VF and DOA are keeping the rosters more realistic in terms of characters and fighting styles.

Realism lol balloon breasts, ızuna tornado, supernatural ninja fire uhhhhh I don't think so I think only realistic fighting game is VF. DOA5 looks more unrealistic kinda weird cause models are realistic though. I don't like those white strike dust effects in DOA5. So they tried to be realistic with Marie Rose with that flat chest. Could we get more flat chest woman in future? Eliza is fucking stupid spammer cheap as hell. She is spammer because they want money another example Phase 4. Who is agreed with me? Nobody ok then.

 

[Brute]

ızuna tornado,

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