tell my sister to hit on them so they go away
Free Step Dodge
Tokkosho
panicitstylor
YOU BETTA TELL THEM TO BACK THE FUCK OFF!!! AKA IS MINE HO!
AkaShocka
Nah, I dont want to come off disrespectful or anything. So I talked to them (kinda ignored the overly flirtful one) and they were kinda cool. Then I got a bit uncomfortable and told them I had to make a phone call then left lol
Force_of_Nature
Tell them you're already taken by Tylor <3.
Younan
If they cute take the number down for me
Force_of_Nature
Lol, Younan.
AkaShocka
@FoN lol. Nah, Tylor dumped me 
LOL
@Younan Lmaooo
LOL@Younan Lmaooo
Zeo
I really have to wonder what you look like, you always have these really ridiculous stories about the most odd situations of people hitting on you. And were they like... all hitting on you at the same time?
Brute
I would tell them that my sister needed my full attention lest she injure herself (my sister is 5).
Yurlungur
Tell them you don't swing that way and if they ask why introduce your sister as your daughter
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tylor dumped you bc you're ugly
AkaShocka
@Zeo isnt this my only status about something like this? Well I probably had another 1 or 2 but I dont think I write stuff like this a lot. At the same time, yes but no. It was like one would say something then the other would.
@Brute lol you have the best ideas ever, I swear lol
@Brute lol you have the best ideas ever, I swear lol
Younan
Look at all you ppl making him post a pic lol all i havta say is they all want the D!!! LOL
AkaShocka
@Yurlungr LOL. That would be evil. Whats with you evil people here? Lol
@Mems. I know, he didnt leave a note or anything LOL
@Mems
. I know, he didnt leave a note or anything LOL
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did you dirty
Younan
Btw jp lol
Rawbietussin
At least people hit on you. I have an oblivious aura. Curse my unattractive self. :c
Brute
Act Machiavellian. That's how to get the chicks.
Or dudes. I've gotten both to hit on me doing that.Z
But be warned: You get stuck after you start, and so a lot of annoying and/or unnattractive people will also super-glue themselves to you.
Or dudes. I've gotten both to hit on me doing that.Z
But be warned: You get stuck after you start, and so a lot of annoying and/or unnattractive people will also super-glue themselves to you.
Rawbietussin
Lying to an attractive person by calling them ugly? Lol I dunno. Wouldn't that just make me a 22 year old tsundere? xD
Brute
That would be reverse psychology, which is a bit different.
You don't have to be rude. Just act like you have more important shit to concern yourself with than them. Which is true.
You don't have to be rude. Just act like you have more important shit to concern yourself with than them. Which is true.