I called a cab during my supply run yesterday at a no frills grocers. 47 minutes later, I was still waiting for a cab. So devil horns started sprouting on my head. I went to a nearby restaurant called the Mandarin because I know for a fact they serve liquor there. Not in even 5 minutes later, VROOM the cab flew over to where I was. I didn't know whether to laugh or cause a scene during my trip home.