Julius Rages Adventures in Online Dating

[Matt Ponton]

6/17/2013 6:33:16 PM​

I mean busterwolf. :/

Was hoping you'd continue it:

"Hey, come-on come-on, ar u okaaay?"

"Live wire, kick-back!"

"Git serius"

 

[LostSkeleton73]

Just when I thought it was safe to forget about this, ye get dragged back in again.
Keep up the good work man, you're driving them to our sites seeking refuge.

 

[Julius Rage]

Your conversation with Dubbzilla
Jrmma

6/17/2013 2:51:30 PM​

Are you a magician??? Because Abraca-DAYUM!
Dubbzilla

6/17/2013 10:52:35 PM​

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Never heard that one before LOL​

Jrmma

6/17/2013 11:18:26 PM​

On a scale of 1 to 10, you're a 9. I'm the 1 you need.
Dubbzilla

6/17/2013 11:19:08 PM​

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Ok, ok! you got me. Whats your name?​

Jrmma

6/17/2013 11:22:25 PM​

Ya know, you look really hot! You must be the real reason for global warming.
Dubbzilla

6/17/2013 11:23:00 PM​

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Alright, alright!​

Jrmma

6/17/2013 11:25:45 PM​

Babe! you look so fine I could drink your bath water!
Dubbzilla

6/17/2013 11:30:19 PM​

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Obviously you're not mature enough to have a real conversation - Have fun talking to yourself. Toodles!​

Jrmma

6/17/2013 11:32:35 PM​

What are you a fuckin dike or somethin? I'm sweepin you off your feet bitch. . .

 

[Bushido]

"Are you a magician??? Because Abraca-DAYUM!"


Full. Of. WIN.

 

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Your conversation with Dubbzilla
Jrmma

6/17/2013 2:51:30 PM​

Are you a magician??? Because Abraca-DAYUM!
Dubbzilla

6/17/2013 10:52:35 PM​

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Never heard that one before LOL
Jrmma

6/17/2013 11:18:26 PM​

On a scale of 1 to 10, you're a 9. I'm the 1 you need.
Dubbzilla

6/17/2013 11:19:08 PM​

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Ok, ok! you got me. Whats your name?
Jrmma

6/17/2013 11:22:25 PM​

Ya know, you look really hot! You must be the real reason for global warming.
Dubbzilla

6/17/2013 11:23:00 PM​

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Alright, alright!
Jrmma

6/17/2013 11:25:45 PM​

Babe! you look so fine I could drink your bath water!
Dubbzilla

6/17/2013 11:30:19 PM​

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Obviously you're not mature enough to have a real conversation - Have fun talking to yourself. Toodles!
Jrmma

6/17/2013 11:32:35 PM​

What are you a fuckin dike or somethin? I'm sweepin you off your feet bitch. . .

LMMFAO XD *dead*

 

[Julius Rage]

I was actually trying to be nice here.

Your conversation with Jazz2cute
Jazz2cute

6/20/2013 3:04:55 PM
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Hey
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Jrmma

6/20/2013 10:30:38 PM​

Hey! So I'm actually pursuing something with another girl on here :/

So I wish you luck in finding the right dude!
Jazz2cute

6/20/2013 10:30:55 PM
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Ok.....
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Jazz2cute

6/20/2013 10:31:06 PM
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That nessage was hella random!
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Jrmma

6/20/2013 10:32:48 PM​

Really because I'm pretty sure you contacted me =/
Jazz2cute

6/20/2013 10:33:17 PM
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Tht was like way earlier... But gone head.... Goodbye....
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Jrmma

6/20/2013 10:38:48 PM​

Get yo ass outta here....
Jazz2cute

6/20/2013 10:39:11 PM
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Wtf??
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Jazz2cute

6/20/2013 10:39:24 PM
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Yeahh... Ok GOODBYE
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[Julius Rage]

Your conversation with CandyAppleRedx
Jrmma

6/23/2013 2:45:20 AM​

You can pay for everything right?
CandyAppleRedx

6/23/2013 2:49:49 AM
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What the hell kind of question is that​

Jrmma

6/23/2013 2:52:06 AM​

I need you to rent a car so I can take you up to Gamestop so you can preorder me a playstation 4.
Jrmma

6/23/2013 10:00:45 AM​

Scratch, Microsoft retracted their DRM policies so I need you to come up with an extra 100 so I can get that Xbox One instead.

 

[Julius Rage]

Your conversation with ChellieRaiyne
Jrmma

6/23/2013 2:31:17 AM​

Hey, come chill at my house
ChellieRaiyne

6/23/2013 2:32:59 AM
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Im pretty comfortable at my own so, no thanks
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Jrmma

6/23/2013 2:33:45 AM​

Let me borrow your car.
ChellieRaiyne

6/23/2013 2:36:59 AM
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sure, but you have to sell your soul to me first. Its kinda my thing. Im into souls. Oh but dont worry, Im not Satan but, he and I kick it from time to time.
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Jrmma

6/23/2013 2:38:56 AM​

I'll trade you my soul for your vagina.

 

[Forlorn Penguin]

Love the new posts. Especially the one about GameStop.

 

[VirtuaKazama]

Ok, this is entertaining. REALLY entertaining!

 

[Julius Rage]

What you youngbloods don't understand is that this game is and will always be about getting the digits.

You say and act however you need to close the deal.

Your conversation with QUEENAZAZ
QUEENAZAZ

6/23/2013 3:10:37 AM
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do you know what its like to be a woman?
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Jrmma

6/23/2013 3:13:24 AM​

I actually prefer to do all of my business sitting down.

I also suck my own nipples from time to time - chicks do that right?
QUEENAZAZ

6/23/2013 3:17:55 AM
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really?!
i always wondered why guys needed to stand up
but then i would also wonder (dont judge me) like can your penis ever touch the toilet water when you do sit down...
and then i guess some girls can, i guess its similar to the dick and the toilet water scenario
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Jrmma

6/23/2013 3:26:56 AM​

Yeah I think guys are too worried about the perception of sitting down and peeing.
You can knock out two excretions in one position - I call that practicality

And I'd love to see a woman stand up and pee - let's make a night of it! We can go to sonics during happy hour get 3 route 44s and see who's got the better urinary tract control.
QUEENAZAZ

6/23/2013 3:31:40 AM
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lol thats true...
let the record show that i probably will have the urinary bladder control
im all for this night but forgive me if im having some qualms about urinating while standing up in front of another person...
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Jrmma

6/23/2013 3:36:15 AM​

I know, this is all new and strange to me too but I think if we just do this, together, we'll both look like disgusting sexual deviants...together.
UEENAZAZ

6/23/2013 10:40:37 AM
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deviant, yes
sexual, not really?
besides im not sure if i want to be a deviant solely based on my ability to pee standing up
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Jrmma

6/23/2013 12:01:52 PM​

Well if all goes according to plan we'd explore a multitude activities that would push the boundaries of debauchery
UEENAZAZ

6/23/2013 2:12:08 PM
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hey as long as it includes archery dancing around bonfires I'm down
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Jrmma

6/23/2013 2:32:34 PM​

I was kind of thinking we'd just have a pooping contest in a public restroom but I'm down for whatever

 

[Julius Rage]

Your conversation with bobsgirl2002 Chat
Jrmma

6/23/2013 8:49:35 PM​

My hobbies are line dancing, swimming, and some times muddling.

My goals in life are to finish school and become an ASL interpreter then find a house and have a family.

I love country music.
bobsgirl2002

6/23/2013 8:51:19 PM​

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why did u send me what i said on my profile​

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Jrmma

6/23/2013 8:56:33 PM​

I wanted to talk to you and it was either this or pretend to be white.
bobsgirl2002

6/23/2013 8:57:17 PM​

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no thank you.​

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Jrmma

6/23/2013 8:58:50 PM​

I've got re-vitiligo.

Thats the opposite of what Micheal Jackson has.

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And because some people are gluttons for punishment.
bobsgirl2002

6/23/2013 8:59:38 PM
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im sorry but no thank you
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Jrmma

6/23/2013 9:01:27 PM​

I'm kidding, this is just black face!

I'm not a fan of the niggers!

 

[Julius Rage]

I'm handing over the reigns of this thread to Big Will for a while.

http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=57563527

I think I'm going to hell

 

[Bushido]

I think I'm going to hell

XD

 

[Julius Rage]

Your conversation with princessjazzz07
princessjazzz07

6/29/2013 2:39:30 PM
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Lmfao
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FreshLegendInBlack

6/29/2013 2:51:36 PM​

Don't laugh at Will Smith.

Will Smith could buy that ass every night of the week and you know it.

 

[Julius Rage]

Your conversation with PapayaLovee
PapayaLovee

6/29/2013 2:40:26 PM
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Lmao!
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FreshLegendInBlack

6/29/2013 2:56:34 PM​

This isn't a joke.

Jada's leaving me for the little mixed boy Lenny Kravitz and I'm tired of these scandolous hollywood ****es fucking me over.

I need a hood rat.
PapayaLovee

6/29/2013 2:59:46 PM
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Ok..ill tell my friend about you lol
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FreshLegendInBlack

6/29/2013 3:09:19 PM​

Just as long as shes a scientologist.
PapayaLovee

6/29/2013 3:10:42 PM
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For sure...i got you..lol good bye sweetie
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FreshLegendInBlack

6/29/2013 3:13:52 PM​

Im a bad boy.

 

[Ghosty-J]

The peeing competition and the blackface chats are the best ones so far XD

And on another note, Bobsgirl is the one and only girl I found attractive in this thread!

 

[Julius Rage]

I'm gonna be honest, I'd plow every one of these women save for that chunky one who I told to get her ass out.

The two I'm most attracted to are that peeing chick and the black goth girl. If I could put together a threesome I'd go with those two.

I love all black non mobidly obese women for the most part :/

P.s They deleted my Will Smith and JR accounts so i have to make a new one.

 

[Julius Rage]

This ones for you Ghosty J

Your conversation with Demonia
BlackyMcBlackBlack

6/30/2013 12:58:52 PM​

Hi.

I'm black.
Demonia

6/30/2013 1:01:57 PM
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Lmao.
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BlackyMcBlackBlack

6/30/2013 1:04:05 PM​

Your profile says you're caucasian.

That means you're not black?
Demonia

6/30/2013 1:04:50 PM
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Haha, sadly. Yes. I'm not black.
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BlackyMcBlackBlack

6/30/2013 1:06:14 PM​

Is there a possibility that you'll become black in the future?
Demonia

6/30/2013 1:06:15 PM
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Oh lawd have mercy. Dat der profile info, mmmmf!
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Demonia

6/30/2013 1:07:16 PM
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Lmao. Maybe if I decide to sacrifice my body to the lord of tanning beds and spend every waking moment in the sun while in a tanning bed.. then sure.
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BlackyMcBlackBlack

6/30/2013 1:11:04 PM​

So if I we're somehow able to trick you into believing im the guy youve been waiting for you'd get a tan?
Demonia

6/30/2013 1:14:00 PM
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So in other words. Build up enough cancer... get sick and ugly... and then get desperate enough to let you be mine...? SURE!
BlackyMcBlackBlack​

6/30/2013 1:17:35 PM​

That's pretty much the plan.

So you take your cute little self down to the salon to get crispy and I'll go get a tramp stamp of a monkey humping a turtle.
Demonia​

6/30/2013 1:26:18 PM
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The thought of this makes me oddly sick and horny at the same time. I'm in.
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BlackyMcBlackBlack

6/30/2013 1:28:35 PM​

Awesome.

So I'll bring my personality, you bring yourself and let's both make sure we know where all the exits are before hand ok?
Demonia​

6/30/2013 1:35:26 PM
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Lol. Incase of what?
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BlackyMcBlackBlack

6/30/2013 1:38:13 PM​

In case you're a succubus.

In case the KKK shows up.
Demonia​

6/30/2013 1:41:18 PM
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LMAO! Hahahahaha omg
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BlackyMcBlackBlack

6/30/2013 1:43:32 PM​

This isn't a joke.

The Klan is still out there and they would kill to get a piece of a black tenderoni like me :/
Demonia​

6/30/2013 1:44:24 PM
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Where the hell do you come from. Are you some sort of troll. xD
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BlackyMcBlackBlack

6/30/2013 1:45:17 PM​

No, no, no.

Yes.​

 

[CyberEvil]

Best one so far. Excellent.