*breaks neck*
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Tengu isn't the rapist, it's RaidouA) Bankotsubo IS her father(Wow, I feel sad for the women he forced himself on)
NOOOOO! You'll end up dead too, just fuck around and avoid Hayabusa with your life!
It's the unlabored flawlessness of his tits
Tengu isn't the rapist, it's Raidou
Since 5 was my first DOA I looked at old command trainings for Bankotsubo and from what I saw he never switched hands with his fan. I wonder why they have Nyotengu doing it, it looks odd
BTW the casual thread is approaching 1mil views
Don't worry she'll live because boobs. They gave her ice cream with her PE uniform for christ's sake this is one fighter they can't resist unloading their fetish ideas on. XD
I know, I was mainly joking considering how Christie is still alive after all the shit she's done(But Lisa is the one who gets a lab dropped on her head...nice guys finish last indeed)
Hitomi v Leifang went from "I'm gonna kill you for liking cabbage" to "Let's lick off the same ice cream in a totally gay, romantic way" to "We're training partners now."Obviously, nothing will ever come of the Nyotengu x Ryu rivalry, just like all the other rivalries in DOA.
nice guys? Lisa's the whole reason we even have all these killer clones running around in the first place.
Lol Lisa is nice? I'm pretty sure the ninjas would strongly disagree with that sentiment.
nice guys? Lisa's the whole reason we even have all these killer clones running around in the first place.
Leave me strictly platonic boo alone.Lol Lisa is nice? I'm pretty sure the ninjas would strongly disagree with that sentiment.
Hayabusa intro: "I have come to take your life!"
Nyotengu intro: "Who's talking?"
^Seriously, if they did this, I would fangasm so hard.
So-fucking-hard.emphasis on "hard"
Hitomi v Leifang went from "I'm gonna kill you for liking cabbage" to "Let's lick off the same ice cream in a totally gay, romantic way" to "We're training partners now."
Says who? There's no reason he should have known Bankotsubo either, but he did.ryu doesn't know nyo-tengu tho
And for those interested she gets a baton with her cheerleader outfit:
can't they just announce the new character (if there is another 1) instead of promoting discount on DLC ç_ç