The DOA5U "Casual" thread. ^__^

[Rawbietussin]

....what does that have to do with Aerosmith?

In the most literal sense, nothing. However, a song should have a reason why would it be included otherwise it would felt randomly placed on the game.

It's like adding a soundtrack that was never heard in the game for no apparent reason all for the sake of it just being placed.

 

[werewolfgold]

Okay, so I will clarify it as "bad" rap. But character themes and menu themes are two seperate things. (same with credits themes...ugh)

Because DOA had been an xbox series for the past like 5 games, so, combined with all the other changes that came with 5U, removing all other signature traits, making it primarily ps was just kicking a homeless man after he'd dropped his only slice of cake.

Don't take it that seriously. lol It's just a logistical thing. It's just easier to make something on PS3 then port it than it is to make something on 360 then port it (because the PS3's insides are like finicky alien technology). If they were going to make it for both systems at all, there's really no other options.

As for those stages....well, they ARE ugly, in comparison to past games. The primary color pallete is still brown/red, aka, "Dirty, grungy colors". Past games had a lot more blues and greens (Even the blues and greens in DOA5 were dulled down, not as vibrant as past games). Then the sakura stage in doa5 didn't look as good as sakura stages in past games, etc, etc. The Show as pretty much just yellow and red, so I'm assuming you don't mean "colorful" literally.

Maybe I meant "vibrant". I dunno.

 

[Argentus]

In the most literal sense, nothing. However, a song should have a reason why would it be included otherwise it would felt randomly placed on the game.

It's like adding a soundtrack that was never heard in the game for no apparent reason all for the sake of it just being placed.

9 lives and dream on and eat the rich also had nothing to do the with the story, they just made for kickass openings lol.


Unrelated...


I just sat in ranked search for like 15 minutes, first person was a "meh" hitomi who I lost to horribly because counters didn't read. (Just spammed mid punch strings, but game wouldn't let me do midpunch counters. Just kept reading the input as "Block" and "Not block.")

y u no read input, game?

 

[Juihau]

It's like adding a soundtrack that was never heard in the game for no apparent reason all for the sake of it just being placed.

You mean like this? Seriously, does that play anywhere within the actual game? As far as I'm aware, it's only in the arcade opening. Which is just the arcade trailer.

 

[Aerospark]

So how 'bout some twerking Rachel?

 

[Yurlungur]

So how 'bout some twerking Rachel?
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they should of just made this rachel's gravure

 

[Argentus]

So how 'bout some twerking Rachel?
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ugh. I'm a straight guy, and I find twerking to be fucking disgusting. And I'm an ass lover. Its just kinda "oh my god, is this seriously how much we've deteriorated? That people find a fucking seizure sexy so long as they see it from behind?"

The fuck happened to actual dancing? Just reminds me of when...beyonce or rihanna, I can't tell em apart, was the superbowl halftime show, and they were supposed to be dancing and all they did was shake their ass. The fuck?

 

[Deleted member 473]

ugh. I'm a straight guy, and I find twerking to be fucking disgusting. And I'm an ass lover. Its just kinda "oh my god, is this seriously how much we've deteriorated? That people find a fucking seizure sexy so long as they see it from behind?"

 

[Brute]

Fact: Izuna drops are sexier than twerking.

 

[Argentus]

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Sorry, I like at least a little bit of class, and some sexy dance, not total confirmation that the bitch doesn't have ANY because she just sticks her ass out and twitches like she's constipated during a stroke.

Fact: Izuna drops are sexier than twerking.

Fact: Most things are sexier than Twerking.

 

[Yurlungur]

If someone is going to ask for doa mode on the buttcheeks i'm quitting this game, istg

 

[Yurlungur]

Sorry, I like at least a little bit of class, and some sexy dance, not total confirmation that the bitch doesn't have ANY because she just sticks her ass out and twitches like she's constipated during a stroke.

you're a burlesque kinda guy aren't you?

 

[Rawbietussin]

You mean like this? Seriously, does that play anywhere within the actual game? As far as I'm aware, it's only in the arcade opening. Which is just the arcade trailer.

I stand corrected then. But if it was only just used now, then the song must have just been there until it served a purpose.

ugh. I'm a straight guy, and I find twerking to be fucking disgusting. And I'm an ass lover. Its just kinda "oh my god, is this seriously how much we've deteriorated? That people find a fucking seizure sexy so long as they see it from behind?"

The fuck happened to actual dancing? Just reminds me of when...beyonce or rihanna, I can't tell em apart, was the superbowl halftime show, and they were supposed to be dancing and all they did was shake their ass. The fuck?

Wouldn't the same case apply to OMG breasts physics? It's frontal twerking just without much movement and it is seizure-inducing.

 

[Argentus]

you're a burlesque kinda guy aren't you?

Nah, I just like sexy women, not skanky hos.

I've said it before, and I'll say it again: "Stupid's a turnoff."


I love love love sexy dancing, and even more, ass centric dancing with sexy gyrating and rubbing, but....twerking? The fuck is that supposed to even be?!

I'd post videos of sexy dancing that I do like, but they aren't exactly family friendly lol.



OH. I think I figured it out.

Twerking is to Dancing, what Dubstep is to Hardstyle: Rhythm Removed. That's why I don't like it! It's too erratic, jerky. Looks like a 6 year old's attempt to mimic a booty dance.

Wouldn't the same case apply to OMG breasts physics? It's frontal twerking just without much movement and it is seizure-inducing.

Well I don't use OMG breast physics lol. But no, at least OMG has some kinda flow to it. "Seizure inducing" isn't the same as 'looks like a seizure is the cause"

 

[Tyaren]

If someone is going to ask for doa mode on the buttcheeks i'm quitting this game, istg

So Soul Calibur isn't your thing, I guess. XD Only in Soul Calibur 5 they completely scrapped the ass bounce.

 

[Rawbietussin]

If someone is going to ask for doa mode on the buttcheeks i'm quitting this game, istg

Vibrators in the ass? No thank you. The last thing this game needs is uncontrollable flatulence dispersed after knocking your opponent.

Well I don't use OMG breast physics lol. But no, at least OMG has some kinda flow to it. "Seizure inducing" isn't the same as 'looks like a seizure is the cause"

If 2 uncontrollable parasite-infested tumors rapidly bouncing not at the same time is what you call "flow", consider me seasick.

 

[Argentus]

I think that Dubstep, Twerking, and Call of Duty all go into the following category.


It's for people who think it's awesome because they haven't seen stuff that's actually awesome, so they have no frame of reference for more accurate judgement. They just don't know any better.


Seriously, have your girl slowly grind her ass on your face, and then have her twerk on your face. And not "in front of your face" fucking ON your face. One will be sexy and feel good, they other is just gonna break your damn nose and feel like you are getting slapped repeatedly. I mean, some people are into that, too, but not the point.

Vibrators in the ass? No thank you. The last thing this game needs is uncontrollable flatulence dispersed after knocking your opponent.



If 2 uncontrollable parasite-infested tumors rapidly bouncing not at the same time is what you call "flow", consider me seasick.

Note how I said "some kinda flow". They aren't erratically twitching back and forth like a twerk. i didn't mean to imply OMG has GOOD flow, just that it HAS some kinda flow, which is more than can be said about twerking.






......twerking makes an ass look hostile, not inviting. Like a rattlesnake's tail.

 

[Chapstick]

Seriously, have your girl slowly grind her ass on your face, and then have her twerk on your face. And not "in front of your face" fucking ON your face. One will be sexy and feel good, they other is just gonna break your damn nose and feel like you are getting slapped repeatedly. I mean, some people are into that, too, but not the point.

are you trying to say this isn't sexy

 

[Kodachi]

Tina's new OH

 

[Tyaren]

There's also a big difference between twerking and bouncing breasts. Breasts bounce because of gravity and energy. Butt cheeks bounce, because of gravity and energy...and because a stupid bi*** is completely degrading herself on purpose. They literally remind me of bi***es in heat...