Weirdest Online Moments
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Kronin
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Ahahah! This made my day! XD
QueenJakheiho
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I was in search of a lobby and I actually found one with a 5 bar connection 2 players 5 rounds with the funny name akira's stage. Sounds great, i join.
As expected, the host played akira and I´ve played Christie. After 2 fights 5 to 0 and 4 to 1 for me went Akira Joe back to lobby and threw me out.
Ok thats a thing that happens more then often but this time i really wanted play more, lol.
The connection was great and so I could christie play as I wanted without having worry about input errors or dropping juggles.
I deceided to join his lobby again and then look at that:
Then he left the lobby...
As expected, the host played akira and I´ve played Christie. After 2 fights 5 to 0 and 4 to 1 for me went Akira Joe back to lobby and threw me out.
Ok thats a thing that happens more then often but this time i really wanted play more, lol.
The connection was great and so I could christie play as I wanted without having worry about input errors or dropping juggles.
I deceided to join his lobby again and then look at that:
Then he left the lobby...
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Chapstick
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Alright earlier I was in a lobby and the host was dead quiet (this comes into play later) and fought very strangely. He'd just stand there getting hit then start fighting really cheaply even though his fundamentals seemed really good when he actually used them.
Two people join and they were talking on mics, they seemed okay. A Sarah main and an Alpha main so they were a pain to fight but whatever. Then this third guy joined with a mic and right off the bat he sounds drunk. He was talking about a bunch of random crap and at one point said he only uses girls in fighting games because they're fast and he's not "being.. sexiszt agaainsst my own... sex" by not using guys
He sounded like he was yelling the entire time and the one guy kept asking him to turn down the volume on his headset and he kept going "okay okay no you know what FUCK THAT I'M NOT TURNING IT DOWN" And after 7 matches went by he noticed he hadn't fought yet he realized he never hit ready. Suddenly everyone is forced to the lobby and the dead quiet host says "I'm gonna kick you out" and does nothing after that, we all try hitting ready to start again but that weird thing where every single person needs to be ready for a fight to start was happening and the host wouldn't hit ready.
Then the host wrote "I HOPE YOU ALL FUCKING DIE" and as any room full of mics when something like that is said, everyone went "WOOOAAHHHHHHHH CALMMMM DOWWWWN BROOO" We wait a bit longer. Then the host says "FUCK ALL OF YOU" and one guy started saying to that "I fucked yo mom and yo sister with my big black dick" meanwhile I hear a little kid crying through one of the mics so that was totally appropriate language. Then people finally start getting kicked one by one from the lobby and we made a new one that got turned into a tag lobby so I just sat back and watched because screw tag. The "big black d" guy sent me a friend request out of no where and then on his mic started talking about he lives in the Bahamas and there's tons of ganja everywhere.
A few matches later I started getting a headache from all the people talking constantly so I decided to lie down.
Two people join and they were talking on mics, they seemed okay. A Sarah main and an Alpha main so they were a pain to fight but whatever. Then this third guy joined with a mic and right off the bat he sounds drunk. He was talking about a bunch of random crap and at one point said he only uses girls in fighting games because they're fast and he's not "being.. sexiszt agaainsst my own... sex" by not using guys
He sounded like he was yelling the entire time and the one guy kept asking him to turn down the volume on his headset and he kept going "okay okay no you know what FUCK THAT I'M NOT TURNING IT DOWN" And after 7 matches went by he noticed he hadn't fought yet he realized he never hit ready. Suddenly everyone is forced to the lobby and the dead quiet host says "I'm gonna kick you out" and does nothing after that, we all try hitting ready to start again but that weird thing where every single person needs to be ready for a fight to start was happening and the host wouldn't hit ready.
Then the host wrote "I HOPE YOU ALL FUCKING DIE" and as any room full of mics when something like that is said, everyone went "WOOOAAHHHHHHHH CALMMMM DOWWWWN BROOO" We wait a bit longer. Then the host says "FUCK ALL OF YOU" and one guy started saying to that "I fucked yo mom and yo sister with my big black dick" meanwhile I hear a little kid crying through one of the mics so that was totally appropriate language. Then people finally start getting kicked one by one from the lobby and we made a new one that got turned into a tag lobby so I just sat back and watched because screw tag. The "big black d" guy sent me a friend request out of no where and then on his mic started talking about he lives in the Bahamas and there's tons of ganja everywhere.
A few matches later I started getting a headache from all the people talking constantly so I decided to lie down.
Chapstick
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Yup, there you go. I believe geo has a replay here with TRNSCNDENT as the ID (that's how I figured out they were the same person) but you never know
Chapstick
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If you've read my other posts in this thread you'll see this stuff is pretty common for me. I am not kidding, this shit happens every single time I go online.
David Gregg
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I personally find the psycho, passive-aggressive host to be more weird than the drunk Bahama guy with the big black d*ck. Crazy (and hilarious) story. XD
Chapstick
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What does this mean
Person: What are you getting paid to play
You getting paid
Me: What
Person: ROFL
What a poor fighter you guys paid for this one
I also fought this same guy a bunch of times and at one point he says "that first match was me warming up this second one is how I really play" like what we've had about 10-12 fights already.
Person: What are you getting paid to play
You getting paid
Me: What
Person: ROFL
What a poor fighter you guys paid for this one
I also fought this same guy a bunch of times and at one point he says "that first match was me warming up this second one is how I really play" like what we've had about 10-12 fights already.
Wouldn't that mean you have a character he doesn't? Maybe he's a core fighter
Chapstick
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That would make sense it if it weren't for the first part.
He's Balrog/boxer and would like monetary compensation for his time. I.E. gotta get paid.
I went into this lobby earlier today and everyone's having fun, good games, and suddenly everyone gets booted to the lobby. Then the host gets on mic and starts yelling at everyone in the lobby like, "You think you're all good players because you play a sexist game with sexist characters with the most sexist outfits on using the strongest and fastest characters in the games?" aka Momiji, Ayane, Christie, Helena, Leon, & Eliot. He said some other shit and while he's raging and having a hissy fit the entire time I'm just like:
Sounds quite strange, you better confirm that this guy did not have about 3000 fights, using Christie, Momiji, Kasumi or Ayane as his main. xD
Oh no, he had about 1500 LOL. He was using idk, Hayate? Everyone else was using Momiji, Ayane (me ofc), Christie, Helena, Leon, & Eliot. We all just went "wtf was that" after he left.
David Gregg
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Okay what was that guy smoking before he jumped online? Lol XD
Whatever he was smoking I want some.
Oh damn, I just thought about a sexist playing a game getting exasperated about it very easily, but obviously, it can't be the guy you've mentioned because having about 1500 games can't be equated with "playing" a game. It's more like "having heared of" or "testing", right?