Weirdest Online Moments

Aerospark

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Oh damn, I just thought about a sexist playing a game getting exasperated about it very easily, but obviously, it can't be the guy you've mentioned because having about 1500 games can't be equated with "playing" a game. It's more like "having heared of" or "testing", right?
He had about 1500 games and a little over 300 wins. And idk, I think he was one of those "stop sexism in video games" people just looking for something so he can start a fight. :|
 

Chapstick

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He's what they call a 'white knight.' Then again he was probably only saying that stuff because I he was losing (I assume he was losing) and grabbed for some straws.
 

Aerospark

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He's what they call a 'white knight.' Then again he was probably only saying that stuff because I he was losing (I assume he was losing) and grabbed for some straws.
He won like one time but it doesn't even count as a win because the person he was fighting got disconnected.
 

indieanimator

Active Member
I won a few in ranked throwdowns (weird, I know!:cool:), then was fighting a Helena/Kokoro team when everything on the controller stopped working except :2::8: and :h:. My opponent must've wondered what was going on.
Tried offline & same issue. Tried another game & it works fine except when a menu pops up, then the controller needs to be unplugged, then replugged. It's my brother's PS3; maybe the contoller has just died out & needs replacing.
 

Awesmic

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Was in a tag session with two people who were paired (the names aren't important at this time). Started off cool enough, I was playing very solid. One of the two backed out of the next match after I won. The host of the lobby - or in this case, the more confident guy - was telling his friend over the mic that he'd "get me with the same broken stuff"... he still didn't get me. While more people came in, an S+ player eventually showed up. Wouldn't you know it, they kick him out just because of his grade, even though I was the one running the session convincingly. You would think the host would be kicking me out instead, but no... he waited his turn and picked the good ol' Rachel/Momiji combination he threatened to annihilate me with before kicking me out. And he still didn't beat me.

But this isn't the weird part of the story. Nope. After that match, I left the lobby, and the guy sends me a message whining about me leaving before he kicked me out, and the least I could've done was get kicked with honor. "Kicked with honor?" Really? First time I heard of this shit. It's amazing, what people say to deny they were outplayed and do anything other than compliment and say "good game".
 

Chapstick

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I don't think I saw a kicking or got kicked the entirety of DOA5's online. But 5U is something else, and I'm willing to bet it has something to do with core fighters. I've been kicked roughly 15-20 times and I'm respectful and not even good at this game. Half of those kickings were lobbies I didn't even get the chance to fight a single match in.
 

mpgeist

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I hope someday I'm good enough to be Kicked with Honor. I want the bumper sticker.
 

Chapstick

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I'm all for cute gays and big dicks but let's keep it classy people
 

Chapstick

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Rofl I accumulated a win streak of about 25~ wins which pisses people off for some reason. I really don't care, I honestly wish they hadn't added win streaks because they make people act weird. This guy came in the lobby and he says in the chatbox before our fight "that winstreak is gonna be ruined."

Our fight comes, he picks Alpha and dojo (surprise surprise). He loses (lmao). Then he says "I went easy no more fooling around." I pick the random dice despite only knowing how to use 2 characters (Kasumi/Leifang) to show I really don't give a crap about my winstreak and if I lose it. He picked Hayabusa. As luck would have it, I got Hayabusa too, who I have absolutely no idea how to use. He lost that match without winning a single round. All he had to say after that was "Nice imma go practice" and then he left.

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XZero264

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Played someone who for the entire first round of the match yelled into the mic over and over again "NO LAGGER ZERO." To my shame I lost to a 6T PPPP Mila and 9KKKKKKKKKKKK and KKKKKKKKKKKKKK Alpha that round. Round 2 and he began the chant again. He started his strat and I caught on quicker this time and begand holding and throwing accordingly. Match ended quickly. About halfway through the final round he started muttering about how I was doing nothing but being a counter whore and I don't deserve to live and I'm countering too much and shouldn't live. Match ends and I win and I send him a message "NO LAGGER LOGAN" (part of his username). He responded with "Blocked."

If you can't hold up to your taunting don't complain when I find away around your strategy.
 

Dr Snipe

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Played someone who for the entire first round of the match yelled into the mic over and over again "NO LAGGER ZERO." To my shame I lost to a 6T PPPP Mila and 9KKKKKKKKKKKK and KKKKKKKKKKKKKK Alpha that round. Round 2 and he began the chant again. He started his strat and I caught on quicker this time and begand holding and throwing accordingly. Match ended quickly. About halfway through the final round he started muttering about how I was doing nothing but being a counter whore and I don't deserve to live and I'm countering too much and shouldn't live. Match ends and I win and I send him a message "NO LAGGER LOGAN" (part of his username). He responded with "Blocked."

If you can't hold up to your taunting don't complain when I find away around your strategy.
The mash fest that is online I'm glad theres counters to stop it.
 
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