Weirdest Online Moments

UpSideDownGRUNT

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Basically, they don't understand how the triangle system works and got salty and blamed you despite the fact that you were playing the game AND Leon who is a grappler correctly? that makes PERFECT sense. LOL
 

Argentus

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There are 4 mic lobbies at the moment. >> "MICS ONLY" "Join & Get On Mic ::" "no mic no fight" and "Mic only or kick"

What the hell is the point? Why does it matter if you have a mic or not?

Edit- now there are two more. "Mics only" lowercase and "Kpop&Practice(mics)"
I would join with my Mic on but still not talk, only fart once in a while knowing full well my Mic pics it up crystal clear.
 

Princess Kasumi

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Played a match against a Hayate last night, they weren't particularly skilled but was on a 7 win streak. I did my Leon thing and pulled out 3-1. Get in queue for the next match and I got a message (below is the series of messages I got from the guy, shot taken from my PS4 so I'll say what I said between each message).
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After the first message I said "Shame I play a grappler. Throwing and throw punishing is fun." - Despite the most damage he was dealing was about 60 points at a time while I was dishing out half health combos every match.

2nd."Getting guaranteed damage that cannot be broken or escaped is noobish? If that is the case both of us need to look at how we play our characters." - Did nothing beyond 5 hit combos while I did half health combos+ with half the effort the guy was putting in.

3rd. "Technically two buttons. I didn't do a single T that match. Everything I threw was inescapable. If you stand and guard I will throw, if you hold I will try to throw. Not too many strikes in this game can be punished with a striking combo. If the move is unsafe the best option is to always throw." - Despite this knowledge a lot of players in general choose to strike punish. To break that habit you all should play Bass and learn to throw punish.

Stopped replying after that, Acrylic wanted to play and I had more fun with that.


The only time I was losing was the one match he won and it was only by about 50 health. The guy never throw punished me, finished his strings knowing they were being blocked and giving me the chance to throw punish, would stand there and block for up to five seconds at a time, and Leon is slow. I'm not going to try to strike punish with him at all unless you are -1000000000000000000000000, even then Desert Falcon or 1T is a better option. Shame I didn't save the replay, the match itself wasn't anything special.

this one reminds me of subanstrunge. 8D
 

tokiopewpew

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Well, it does not really fit into the wall-of-shame thread, so I'll post it here:

Dunno what happened to this guy, but he seemed to be very serious about it. After he joined my lobby, he won the first match easily because I failed adapting to his weird style (1bar connection too, unfortunatly). Then I won 8 times in a row, before he was able to win again. Example fight:


Then, he seemed to be a bit upset:

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And some minutes later:

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Chapstick

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It's kind of funny because that's the opposite of what those uh.. 'super patriots' in America say, telling ESL Spanish speakers to "speak English!"
 

Awesmic

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Let's see, a recent weird online moment that's appropriate to talk about... shit, I have none. I'm gonna have to make this as PG-13 as possible.

Some random girl online in a 1v1 wanted me to actually quote Sailor Moon as Christie while she did her thing as Sailor Mars playing Rachel. On top of that, she heard of my name before and knew that I was a fan of Sailor Moon. While I commend her for knowing her shit with voice actors, there was one problem. She thought I was a girl because I tampered with the voice changer.

Either way, I played along. When she found out I was a guy, she left without even saying a word. Haven't met her since. A pity, it was fun shaking her world for a while. But in the end it looks like I got punished in the name of the moon just for being a guy.

Sorry, it was the best I could do to keep it PG-13.
 

Awesmic

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Yeah, welcome to 2014.
Yes, 2014. The 20th anniversary of what may very well be my favorite year by far, 1994.

It is also the 10th anniversary of DOA2U, one of the first 3D console games with an online component.

Something weird's gonna happen in October...

EDIT: @David Gregg: I didn't pick up on that until much later on during the session. At that point I decided to just play along for a while and then tell her after a short break.
 

Brute

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So I joined a lobby with some randoms and gave them the blessing of fighting my Hayabusa. So after our first fights, I message them "gg." They then respond "why dont you rank up Laahz?" (my account name is "LahsVeo" for those who don't know).

I told them that no one really even plays ranked, so I don't like to sit in the queue. Also, I told them that online ranks aren't really indicative of skill in this game and as such, I'm perfectly content with my current "rank" and have no real desire or incentive to raise it.

He then replies: "If you want to go into ranked right now I'll join in too and we can get rid of that F Rank for you."
I'm just like...
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tokiopewpew

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Well, looks like someone did not read what you wrote. Imagine you would have written this in a forum. You would not even have received any likes ;).
 

Chapstick

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Well, looks like someone did not read what you wrote. Imagine you would have written this in a forum. You would not even have received any likes ;).
Did I miss something here? ._.
So I joined a lobby with some randoms and gave them the blessing of fighting my Hayabusa. So after our first fights, I message them "gg." They then respond "why dont you rank up Laahz?" (my account name is "LahsVeo" for those who don't know).

I told them that no one really even plays ranked, so I don't like to sit in the queue. Also, I told them that online ranks aren't really indicative of skill in this game and as such, I'm perfectly content with my current "rank" and have no real desire or incentive to raise it.

He then replies: "If you want to go into ranked right now I'll join in too and we can get rid of that F Rank for you."
I'm just like...
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Don't forget your own lobby kicked you out last night
 
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