Weirdest Online Moments

[Chapstick]

Filed under matches where I embarrassingly fell for the same shit over and over. Have no clue what this person's problem was, they just entered the lobby and started playing like this (warning I get GB'd a lot and Leifang's GB sound is the same as wall splat so lots of YAAAAHHH)

Then an Alpha entered the lobby and did about the same thing. And the other people I was fighting tonight were doing about the same thing. Don't know what I did to those strangers but seemed like everyone was screwing with me.

 

[RH_Stealth]

Filed under matches where I embarrassingly fell for the same shit over and over. Have no clue what this person's problem was, they just entered the lobby and started playing like this

Then an Alpha entered the lobby and did about the same thing. And the other people I was fighting tonight were doing about the same thing. Don't know what I did to those strangers but seemed like everyone was screwing with me.

That Hayabusa costume is dreadful.

EDIT: 1:06-1:12! XD

 

[Brute]

Scrubbybusa hurts my brain.

 

[RH_Stealth]

Scrubbybusa hurts my brain.

8P teleport too strong

 

[Brute]

8P teleport too strong

The thing that gets me the most is those H+K attacks. Why the heck do noobs spam Hayabusa's H+K attacks so much? I mean okay, back in Vanilla when 3H+K was a +2 GB sure, go for it. But now they're all so unsafe and net such a low reward, it's just not worth it to toss them out like that in neutral. But so many do it.

Fucks with my brain.

 

[RH_Stealth]

The thing that gets me the most is those H+K attacks. Why the heck do noobs spam Hayabusa's H+K attacks so much? I mean okay, back in Vanilla when 3H+K was a +2 GB sure, go for it. But now they're all so unsafe and net such a low reward, it's just not worth it to toss them out like that in neutral. But so many do it.

Fucks with my brain.

Maybe they're just used to shooters that use that shoulder button to shoot, lol

 

[Brute]

Maybe they're just used to shooters that use that shoulder button to shoot, lol

LMFAO

omg you may actually be right!

oh lawdy I need to sit down

 

[tokiopewpew]

Filed under matches where I embarrassingly fell for the same shit over and over. Have no clue what this person's problem was, they just entered the lobby and started playing like this (warning I get GB'd a lot and Leifang's GB sound is the same as wall splat so lots of YAAAAHHH)

Then an Alpha entered the lobby and did about the same thing. And the other people I was fighting tonight were doing about the same thing. Don't know what I did to those strangers but seemed like everyone was screwing with me.

Needs more teleports xD

 

[UpSideDownGRUNT]

The thing that gets me the most is those H+K attacks. Why the heck do noobs spam Hayabusa's H+K attacks so much? I mean okay, back in Vanilla when 3H+K was a +2 GB sure, go for it. But now they're all so unsafe and net such a low reward, it's just not worth it to toss them out like that in neutral. But so many do it.

Fucks with my brain.

When I play Busa I almost forget that 3H_K and H+KKK and H+KKP even exist.

Filed under matches where I embarrassingly fell for the same shit over and over. Have no clue what this person's problem was, they just entered the lobby and started playing like this (warning I get GB'd a lot and Leifang's GB sound is the same as wall splat so lots of YAAAAHHH)

Then an Alpha entered the lobby and did about the same thing. And the other people I was fighting tonight were doing about the same thing. Don't know what I did to those strangers but seemed like everyone was screwing with me.

Geez, so much ongyoin 8P spam wtf if it doesn't work the first timeit won't work the next buddy T.T lol why did he H+KKK on a grounded opponent xD Hayabusa scrubs are the funniest players around I swear.

 

[Brute]

Geez, so much ongyoin 8P spam wtf if it doesn't work the first timeit won't work the next buddy T.T

But it actually was working! He was landing it on block every single time, which provides huge frame advantage. If your opponent isn't going to dodge, hold or intercept it, you might as well keep going for it.

The stupid thing about this guy was that he didn't even know what to do next! Gets huge frame advantage and does nothing with it. I think that if he did start using it to his advantage, Chapstick would ahve been like "Oh, shoot, well I guess I gotta do something about this ongyoin 8P, now." But since he didn't, Chap was like "Eh, might as well just be lazy and block it every time. Not like he's gonna do anything scary afterward."

Scrubbybusa, ladies and gents.

 

[Chapstick]

But it actually was working! He was landing it on block every single time, which provides huge frame advantage. If your opponent isn't going to dodge, hold or intercept it, you might as well keep going for it.

The stupid thing about this guy was that he didn't even know what to do next! Gets huge frame advantage and does nothing with it. I think that if he did start using it to his advantage, Chapstick would ahve been like "Oh, shoot, well I guess I gotta do something about this ongyoin 8P, now." But since he didn't, Chap was like "Eh, might as well just be lazy and block it every time. Not like he's gonna do anything scary afterward."

Scrubbybusa, ladies and gents.

Lemme tell you what was going through my head when this happened- "Wow this is annoying"

Completely forgot I could have SS'd, free-stepped, parried, held, or unshu'd and just kept on taking it like an idiot.

 

[Brute]

Lemme tell you what was going through my head when this happened- "Wow this is annoying"

Completely forgot I could have SS'd, free-stepped, parried, held, or unshu'd and just kept on taking it like an idiot.

You forgot 1P+K. That's what you keep doing to me every time I try it, anyway.
Annoying.

Thank god for izuna holds.

 

[Chapstick]

You forgot 1P+K. That's what you keep doing to me every time I try it, anyway.
Annoying.

Thank god for izuna holds.

No, that fight I did 1P+K and then her PB 7P+K (for shits and giggles) which also happens to be a mid P.

1P+K is dangerous. I never used it before but then I started and now it's hard to stop.

 

[UpSideDownGRUNT]

lol he went into the lobby I was playing in too, he's been around the block asking for gameshare it's either a really bad troll or someone strangely desperate for P4.

 

[Chapstick]

I saw maybe one person ask to do that with Marie but a crapload of people ask with Phase 4. 2 people asked me before she even came out in a hype lobby.

 

[tokiopewpew]

That guy is asking in lobbies for gamesharing Phase 4 since she was released. Once I asked him why he's not simply buying her if he (like he always says) needs her that much, his answer was, he does not have the money. Actually, that's nothing bad or wrong, but for the amount of time he's searching for someone doing so, he surely could have earned the double amount of the money he needs to buy her.

 

[Chapstick]

I shouldnt post this. I really regret it.

Crap, I missed it. What was it?

 

[samuraihachi]

Got called a "no life jap" by a Tina player after I beat him once with my scrub Jacky. He then leaves the lobby and blocks me, so I couldn't message him even if I wanted to. Made me laugh pretty hard that day.
The match itself:

 

[CommanderWiggles]

When I was playing with Alphelena, and my Mom waves a dead mouse in my face and the result is I lost the match... horribly.

 

[tokiopewpew]

Got called a "no life jap" by a Tina player after I beat him once with my scrub Jacky. He then leaves the lobby and blocks me, so I couldn't message him even if I wanted to. Made me laugh pretty hard that day.
The match itself:

People that get angry as soon as they lose one match ... had such a guy yesterday too. I really wonder whats wrong with them, I get beaten 20 matches in a row sometimes. Good thing that you took it with humor. Nice Jacky performance too btw!