Weirdest Online Moments

Kyo

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I think it was THAT_KOKA_WAVE or THE_KOKA_WAVE
It's THE_KOKA_WAVE. Ran into that guy months ago, back then he was shit and was talking shit in tag mode. lost to him first time, but once I got my salty runback and beated the breaks off the guy so bad I ended up getting a consecutive 10 win streak. He invited me to a tag lobby obviously and beated him again and some others who was arrogant enough to use dojo and ayane pppk juggles, taunts, but handle the pressure and succeeded with critical burst, counter holds and hi counter throws. When it came to his turn, I left and he message me asking me "where I was going?" I replied: Come see me in solo because Tag mode is just child's play. He replied ok and so I created a private lobby and sent him a couple of invites and he never even joined my lobby.
 

Aerospark

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It's THE_KOKA_WAVE. Ran into that guy months ago, back then he was shit and was talking shit in tag mode.
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Yurlungur

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Not much has changed I see

OH THAT FUCK HEAD, i ran into him i think i was with someone while trying to teach them rachel and i was like this is how you deal with this bullshit

and kept pressing 1pp

and he got really salty when i ended up saying "most people at this point would block but since this dumbass won't i can't really show you you the mix up"

and then said shit about how i spammed and i was like "booboo, you hold back to block"
 

Argentus

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Welp just joined a lobby. Three guys all spamming one exact combo.

I hold their spammed high jabs or just as mount under them

They all whine how I'm grab spamming.
 

Intelligent Alpha

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Welp just joined a lobby. Three guys all spamming one exact combo.

I hold their spammed high jabs or just as mount under them

They all whine how I'm grab spamming.

Weird? Isn't the norm? I get the same complaint, but can't they read titles?

Throw Master
Guaranteed Punishment

How are you going to spam holds and not expect throws? But this is the problem with the game being strike-heavy; it's as if grapplers have no options. I complained to one user on here, but he helped me develop that game (and a few others). The other thing is titles, too. They seem to give a distorted picture to where people get ill-preconceived notions. The "Skill Level" titles are the worst offenders since each means something different from player to player. "Character Master" doesn't mean you can pull off everything with your eyes closed. It means (imo) the style you've developed with that character works wonderfully for you!

Double for me with Alpha since most assume I'll pull off RUSH or BURST all day! No, the game I have developed and mastered is what you have to look out for! Why would I rely on just two when she has at least 10? But yeah, defensive spamming is as bad -- no, worse -- then offensive spamming! Oddly, though, people tell me to stop doing a particular strike; yet, take awhile to realize they should stop holding (not that I won't still throw you! Phase 4 is the best example for being the worst "throw punish on block" offender)
 

Argentus

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Lol again.

Joined a room.

Entire room hated on me for two things.

1) they said I sucked because I "didn't know/use any combos". I pointed out I obviously didn't need any against them. Cue the screaming.

2)


Got accused of spamming with mila for holding mids, following up on downed opponents, and using feints. Not once did I ever do the actual tackle. By definition I could not have been spamming anything.

I was kicked when I pointed this out.
 

Chapstick

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Joined a lobby and the host stopped fighting. They stopped fighting because "I don't want to try lol I just made this lobby to fight (someone else in the lobby) and yall just came in so yeah"

They made an 8 person lobby to fight one person and were surprised more people than that one person joined. So I suggested "make a private lobby next time" and they said "I do." I said "this one isn't" and they said "I know don't make me kick you :D" and it was like jesus that went from 0 to 60 real quick

A guy I don't like because he's a cocky jerk (said "use your main char next time" when I was clearly using my main just to insult me) was dominating the lobby so I just ended up leaving.
 

Intelligent Alpha

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I keep getting the spacing/defensive crap again! Two guys who had hot mics - one who can't stand my playstyle (who the fuck does) - the other who understand and respects it! We are having a tourney, first match - Rig vs. Alpha! Rushing vs. Spacing. I win, having outplayed him! "This guy is trash/a scrub!" He leaves! (I've played him in ranked before, too)

Matches 2 + 3 - I'm dealing with Hitomis, so I kinda figure what I'm deal with! Hitomi #1 - i won, but she didn't just stand there nor did I go completely nuts! Hitomi #2 - What the ever loving fuck? I got the usual beatdown, so I "rage quit," (don't move) just to see what this mother-lover will do. So, while I'm down to about 3% health, he goes to the opposite end of the screen (as if he pities me), but teabags! I still don't move! He waits! I still don't move! "Hit me you POS!" (I have no mic) Thankfully, he throws out some jabs and wins!

Don't ask me why I was pissed! However, not as pissed as I was that morning (something seems to be brewing here)

I am in an e-VENT-ful mood!!
 

Awesmic

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Ranked matches were plentiful, but one specific player's mindset was off-putting.

The name of the player is not important at this time, but we played about three ranked matches in a row. The first two times we fought, I thought, "OK, maybe this guy likes playing me". But after the third match he left an unexpected message: "Not that good".

So I went on to play my matches on ranked, and the guy sends me another message: "I'm waiting coward", and kept harassing me with message after message. Not being one to take the bait like a fool with bad sports, I went on an alternate account to see what this guy's all about in the public room he invited me in. There were even a few familiar faces I recently fought in ranked that were there. So I went in the lobby and played like usual until I was tired of fighting, and wouldn't you know it, he still called me a coward. Then I went back on my main account, still beat the guy convincingly, and yet he still called me a coward.

Ironically, when people lose to this player, he calls them either weaklings, scrubs, or noobs.
 
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