Bayman x Helena

Paulina

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I want a psychotic lover in a turban who beats up little ninja girls and drowns them in the water :(
Yes Lauren.

Possibly a "I killed your father and I feel bad so I want to repent." turned into "Oops, I dunned falled in love with you." I know there is a movie based off this concept, but I can't remember the name. It would be great if someone knew which one; it's bothering the shit out of me.
X) "Oops, I accidentally killed your father...hey, wanna go get a pizza?"
 

Forlorn Penguin

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The lack of leon is killing me inside ..
:(
I want a psychotic lover in a turban who beats up little ninja girls and drowns them in the water :(

That move was badass. I'll certainly miss him. He was one of the coolest characters and his desert costumes were awesome. I loved his "No, you're no good at all" and "Come back once you've learned to wipe your ass" win quotes.
 

EMPEROR_COW

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Guys we really need to get the message across to team ninja ..

just give us LEON ... i don't care if he has the exact same moves as DOA4 ... with a few tweaks to make him have some sit downs and a burst .... (his burst must end with the raging manly bitch slap move )

I just want him back ...with a turban ...
hell keep all the quotes the same even ..
man ...
i wanna go to the desert and look for him .. :(
 

DontForkWitMe

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Guys we really need to get the message across to team ninja ..

just give us LEON ... i don't care if he has the exact same moves as DOA4 ... with a few tweaks to make him have some sit downs and a burst .... (his burst must end with the raging manly bitch slap move )

I just want him back ...with a turban ...
hell keep all the quotes the same even ..
man ...
i wanna go to the desert and look for him .. :(

damn, i thought i was pissed about him being cut. its not even that hes cut that angers me.its how TN treated him like shit through out the series and didn't even bother fleshing out his story, past, or personality before deciding to axe him. they still haven't even given a story related reason for him not entering the tournaments and probably won't even give a reason for cutting him in 5 altogether other than they're incompetent morons with no taste. we'll never know what the hell they were planning with him and zack, or his supposed history with bayman which was half-assedly hinted at with their pre-fight intros. so even if by some small miracle he winds up dlc it still doesn't change the fact that he'll be treated like a side character with no story, character relationships, and no cg movie/cutscenes showing his bad assdedness

also poor paulina...her topic was hijacked, ambushed, and had its way withed with how badly off-topic it went

so as courtesy from this post forth everyone stfu about leon, ugly russians having no necks, and other tom foolery that has nothing to do with bayman having a hard-on for helena!
 

Paulina

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also poor paulina...her topic was hijacked, ambushed, and had its way withed with how badly off-topic it went

so as courtesy from this post forth everyone stfu about leon, ugly russians having no necks, and other tom foolery that has nothing to do with bayman having a hard-on for helena!
XD Uh...thanks Fork. I think.

Meh -- I suspected this was too silly for the hombres to take seriously. This forum is like 90% pro (slash wannabe pro) dudes. Guess I'll have to save the pairings for my Jason Bourne fanfiction. That I don't read. Cough.
 

CyberEvil

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Wow. What's this doing here in the first place? Entirely the wrong forum. I'm surprised nobody has tried to use frame data in any posts to prove why this wouldn't happen yet.
 

virtuaPAI

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Thread hijack alert. Lol.. Im sorry just had to day this.
 

Rikuto

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It's..... technically in the right forum. Technically.

I suppose its just awkward seeing non-gameplay related discussion going on here. Especially something akin to theoretical romance.... thats something people usually discuss over at DOAW, not that it's really outlawed here exactly.
 

Paulina

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Sigh. Why do I get the feeling FSD is some stuffy Von Trapp family, and a Julie Andrews needs to come along and breathe color and spontaneity. Doe, a deer, a female deer--*is shot dead*
 

CyberEvil

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@Rikuto That. I was mostly making light of the general consensus on discussion here as opposed to DoAW, but...I'm mostly in line with that line of thinking anyway.

Paulina, you're welcome to talk about whatever you want here. Really. But the odds of people contributing to your discussion if it's not gameplay-related are slim to none, outside of a few of the other newbies and people who frequent both.
 

Paulina

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Paulina, you're welcome to talk about whatever you want here. Really. But the odds of people contributing to your discussion if it's not gameplay-related are slim to none, outside of a few of the other newbies and people who frequent both.
Yes yes CE. I'm kidding -- good looking out and all that.
 

CyberEvil

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I wasn't really looking out for you. More like baiting the hook so that I could watch the ensuing carnage.

:D
 
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