Weirdest Online Moments
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GodlyHades
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Yeah dude. I literally could not play for a long time, cause I kept having their voices in my head. Then I had SAT's coming up and that gave me a bigger excuse not to play the game anymore.
AkaShocka
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Ah. Oh my god.... thats just..... idk. Im use to this. Me and my sister spent a night over our neighbors house when we were like 4 and 5 because my aunt was working and this happened at least 4 times we spent a night over there. But they did this online you say? Thats just nasty lmao.
I would of been like "Uh, bitches, get a room!"
You shouldn't be.
AkaShocka
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thats the sad part.
Nameless Sama
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I love this thread now. I couldnt explain it. It just hilarious.
Chapstick
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Pictured Mind
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I think this is my favorite thread now.
Keved
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Let's be honest here lads, this thread was always going to win the moment we all saw the words "Weirdest" & "Online" in the same sentence. This reeked of win the second it spawned onto the forum. The best part? We're only six pages in! Get hype!
That is The Human Centipede of online experiences.
Get hype! That is The Human Centipede of online experiences.
Nameless Sama
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So many people so many different online experience
GodlyHades
Active Member
You need to play PS3 and join lobbies that don't attract you.I never have weird online experiences.
Then you will see the weirdest shit ever.
Chapstick
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I went into a lobby with two players that had mics. One had the "female player" title in their little ID thing but they definitely didn't sound like a girl, it was definitely a guy speaking in a feminine voice. Could have been mtf trans*, I'm not sure.
So I fight a match and nearly win against their Pai using Lei, I start hearing them talking in low voices mumbling and I thought they were talking shit about me but wasn't sure, so I just figured "whatever" and waited for the next fight. The next fight I pick Kasumi, and I hear the "female" player go "OOOOHH LOOK HE PICKED KASSUUUUUMMIIIII" and I couldn't hear what else they were saying but I was still trying to ignore them. I nearly win this match against the other player's Jacky, but again lose. After this fight, they did the quit to lobby thing where all players are forced to the lobby screen. I hear them talking a bit (still have no idea what they were saying) and I hear the "female" player say "sign this bitch out" and suddenly I got kicked out.
I didn't say a single word, I didn't hit anyone while they were down after a round, I didn't taunt, I didn't even win a match, I was completely respectful. But out of no where these two strangers start insulting me and then kick me. :/ It kind of pissed me off.
So I fight a match and nearly win against their Pai using Lei, I start hearing them talking in low voices mumbling and I thought they were talking shit about me but wasn't sure, so I just figured "whatever" and waited for the next fight. The next fight I pick Kasumi, and I hear the "female" player go "OOOOHH LOOK HE PICKED KASSUUUUUMMIIIII" and I couldn't hear what else they were saying but I was still trying to ignore them. I nearly win this match against the other player's Jacky, but again lose. After this fight, they did the quit to lobby thing where all players are forced to the lobby screen. I hear them talking a bit (still have no idea what they were saying) and I hear the "female" player say "sign this bitch out" and suddenly I got kicked out.
I didn't say a single word, I didn't hit anyone while they were down after a round, I didn't taunt, I didn't even win a match, I was completely respectful. But out of no where these two strangers start insulting me and then kick me. :/ It kind of pissed me off.
Chapstick
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Oh holy crap I forgot about what happened last night.
I was in a lobby with about 5-6 other people, and there was this one very strange girl who was a bad player and lagging like c.r.a.z.y and kept calling people spammers then SPAMMED HERSELF. She complained about a Ryu player spamming, kept saying "he always moves back so I can't hit him!" then I fought her, she picked Kasumi, and used the exact same 3 combos and ccoooonnstantly moved back and used the back hand spring thing. aka exactly what she was bitching about other players doing. I call her out on it and she says "mkay Phal you already won how about leave me alone ty I'm having girl issues (:"
Fun tidbit- I asked if Kasumi was her main to give her some tips and she says "Yeah I use her because I feel bad no one else ever uses her ):" ..... .. She actually said that.
The lag in all her fights was absolutely unbearable, we all say "you're lagging" and she says "don't blame me, blame my internet provider why are you blaming me" and I say "it's your fault for having this lag and choosing to fight anyway" and she says "I fight for the same reason you do I'm a gamer" and she was talking out of her ass endlessly with huge blocks of text.
This other person comes in and they start telling this girl she's a waste of life, she's an idiot, all that. They both start going at it, I tell the other person they aren't helping and to just knock it off or I was going to kick both of them out. The girl starts going on about freedom of speech, the other person said "you must be a n****** to be this stupid" and at that point I was so shocked and I just said "okay I'm kicking both of you" and kicked them both out.
About 30 seconds later I get a psn message from this girl and she's saying "we have a right to say this stuff freedom of speech and do I have to remind you about civil rights" so I just blocked her and ended it right there. There's a lot more but I honestly forget, but this was 10/10 the weirdest thing I have ever experienced playing DOA online.
I was in a lobby with about 5-6 other people, and there was this one very strange girl who was a bad player and lagging like c.r.a.z.y and kept calling people spammers then SPAMMED HERSELF. She complained about a Ryu player spamming, kept saying "he always moves back so I can't hit him!" then I fought her, she picked Kasumi, and used the exact same 3 combos and ccoooonnstantly moved back and used the back hand spring thing. aka exactly what she was bitching about other players doing. I call her out on it and she says "mkay Phal you already won how about leave me alone ty I'm having girl issues (:"
Fun tidbit- I asked if Kasumi was her main to give her some tips and she says "Yeah I use her because I feel bad no one else ever uses her ):" ..... .. She actually said that.
The lag in all her fights was absolutely unbearable, we all say "you're lagging" and she says "don't blame me, blame my internet provider why are you blaming me" and I say "it's your fault for having this lag and choosing to fight anyway" and she says "I fight for the same reason you do I'm a gamer" and she was talking out of her ass endlessly with huge blocks of text.
This other person comes in and they start telling this girl she's a waste of life, she's an idiot, all that. They both start going at it, I tell the other person they aren't helping and to just knock it off or I was going to kick both of them out. The girl starts going on about freedom of speech, the other person said "you must be a n****** to be this stupid" and at that point I was so shocked and I just said "okay I'm kicking both of you" and kicked them both out.
About 30 seconds later I get a psn message from this girl and she's saying "we have a right to say this stuff freedom of speech and do I have to remind you about civil rights" so I just blocked her and ended it right there. There's a lot more but I honestly forget, but this was 10/10 the weirdest thing I have ever experienced playing DOA online.
I truly have never laughed harder in my entire life.
Looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooord Jesus save me now at all these stories.
I guess I could add my own in here. But like, a few weeks ago in this tag lobby, I was on a win streak with Ayane and Momiji, and then this one dude came in and was like "Oh, you're using these two? I could beat you easily." and picks Alpha & Bass. He gave me a little trouble like the first two seconds of the match since Alpha's bullshit jabs. e3e... but anyway after I got my shit together I proceeded to juggle him endlessly with Ayane & Momiji and I managed to get a 27 hit combo with them on Alpha. And he starts talking on mic going "omg can you stop. Only noob players tag juggle. Wow you're probably one of those fake gamer girls. Go back and make me a sandwich."..... what I didn't get is why are you saying this as I proceed to beat the shit out of you?????????????? I was so triggered. And when I won he goes "Skanky slut." and leaves the lobby.
Like.
I just.
What.
I guess I could add my own in here. But like, a few weeks ago in this tag lobby, I was on a win streak with Ayane and Momiji, and then this one dude came in and was like "Oh, you're using these two? I could beat you easily." and picks Alpha & Bass. He gave me a little trouble like the first two seconds of the match since Alpha's bullshit jabs. e3e... but anyway after I got my shit together I proceeded to juggle him endlessly with Ayane & Momiji and I managed to get a 27 hit combo with them on Alpha. And he starts talking on mic going "omg can you stop. Only noob players tag juggle. Wow you're probably one of those fake gamer girls. Go back and make me a sandwich."..... what I didn't get is why are you saying this as I proceed to beat the shit out of you?????????????? I was so triggered. And when I won he goes "Skanky slut." and leaves the lobby.
Like.
I just.
What.
David Gregg
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Makes sense.
Nameless Sama
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I dont know if it was weird or something else o.o but I just joined to a random lobby today. There was 3 or 4 people and 2 of them had a headset. 1 little kid and the 2. was older. The little kid made fun about my name. I didnt acting retarded so I decide to play against him. Me pick "Ryu" after few second " Hahahha pick hayabusa noob noob " " I will kick this guy in the ass " I just ignored them. So he just tryed to counter my attacks so I just grabed made izunas. After then he scremed " ahhhhhhhhh fuck you " "" fuck you " " blow me you sucker " " noooo " " dont grab dont grab " the kid just almos begun to cry so I decided not to grab. after few secounds " ahhhhhhhh dont attack D: " " noooo you sucker " noooo dont attack " Ok then I decided to counter. He was dumb instead to grab he still attacked so because of that I won 4 times. So got kicked from the lobby. After 3 Min I got a message:
He: Hahahhahah nooob you sucker you dumbfuck so you run away looooooooooool
Me: Sorry you kicked me but why are you so rude ? Do I have hurt you or insullt you ?
He: No but I hate you you dumbfuck lol lol hahahaha
Me: I just stayed cool and didnt write anything...........
after 5 min
HE: Whats matter do you have fear against me ? you have won 4 times against me and have fear to lose against me ?
Me: No if you want we can play ?
He: Okay
#he invited me
before we played he wrote dont pick hayabusa because he grabs , conter , attack too much
Me: I was like okay ?
He: you dumbfuck I will kill you I will destroy you noob I will fuck you
Me: could you please be polite ?
He: Nooooooo loooooooooooooool I will fuck you lool I will fuck you family
Me : I was really angry because my little sister died but I thought dont act like a retard now
He: Whats matter ? looooooool loll hahaha you fucking noob noob nobie loooool
Me. I was like what the ?
He: suck my dick
Me: Your dick is so small that even you cant see it
He Got pissed off
Match begins/
pick, Hayate /
I just spammed al the time.
He: Noooooooooooooo he fucking dumbfuck I hateeeeee youuuuuuuuuuu I gonna fuck your ass
Dont pick Hayate and Hayabusa
Match begins: Pick Kasumi
I just spammed becuase after one hit he trys to counter so I throwed him to death.
After the match ; I got kicked
3 min later You noob you dumbfuck why are you leave ? do you have fear ?
I was like
BTW: Genrally I will never be rude to people here anymore. I learned that today. I want to apogloize.
He: Hahahhahah nooob you sucker you dumbfuck so you run away looooooooooool
Me: Sorry you kicked me but why are you so rude ? Do I have hurt you or insullt you ?
He: No but I hate you you dumbfuck lol lol hahahaha
Me: I just stayed cool and didnt write anything...........
after 5 min
HE: Whats matter do you have fear against me ? you have won 4 times against me and have fear to lose against me ?
Me: No if you want we can play ?
He: Okay
#he invited me
before we played he wrote dont pick hayabusa because he grabs , conter , attack too much
Me: I was like okay ?
He: you dumbfuck I will kill you I will destroy you noob I will fuck you
Me: could you please be polite ?
He: Nooooooo loooooooooooooool I will fuck you lool I will fuck you family
Me : I was really angry because my little sister died but I thought dont act like a retard now
He: Whats matter ? looooooool loll hahaha you fucking noob noob nobie loooool
Me. I was like what the ?
He: suck my dick
Me: Your dick is so small that even you cant see it
He Got pissed off
Match begins/
pick, Hayate /
I just spammed
al the time.He: Noooooooooooooo he fucking dumbfuck I hateeeeee youuuuuuuuuuu I gonna fuck your ass
Dont pick Hayate and Hayabusa
Match begins: Pick Kasumi
I just spammed
becuase after one hit he trys to counter so I throwed him to death.After the match ; I got kicked
3 min later You noob you dumbfuck why are you leave ? do you have fear ?
I was like
BTW: Genrally I will never be rude to people here anymore. I learned that today. I want to apogloize.
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