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Yes, I can confirm there are lots of ugly hipsters in California who consider themselves artists. But that doesn't look like one of them. That looks like an alien.

Are you sure your girlfriend was human? Because I'm fairly certain that's a new alien species from the Andromeda galaxy.

I'm not saying this just to be a dick, but I honestly thought that was a joke character someone made to intentionally mock Andromeda's character models and that Tyaren just posted it to satirize the stereotype that you like short, blue-haired women. But you "actually LIKE the look of" that...

Oh holy shit, that is your character. Fucking hell.

Wait, is that actually Argentus' character from Andromeda?

LOL

I still can't believe anyone finished Uncharted 4 and are now ready for more. Not that it's a bad game (and it's graphics are amazing), but it's so-fucking-long. But yeah; pretty.

I have to appreciate F.E.A.R. for creating a very unnerving and unsettling atmosphere despite the player being a super-powered military man with enough firepower and bullets to fund a small army. Nowadays the logic seems to be: "It's only scary if the player can't do anything." That's not scary...

It's pretty much the standard for "horror" games these days. It's what the livestreamers and their drones have latched onto. Amnesia, Slenderman, RE7, Outlast, Goat Simulator; same dealio every time.

I can't wait to crawl around in first-person at the speed of a sloth opening every drawer for a key that is hidden behind a jump-scare. That said, the graphics are actually good.

Modern music is manufactured to give me cancer.

The video provides the exact opposite effect than you intended it to. It's basically just showcasing a giant, fucking movelist/combo video. I realize you can see some game mechanics amidst the combo demonstration but nothing that's more "deep" than the previous games. I may disagree with...

Ripped both CDs (total tracklist: 45). Were the hidden ones files that somehow don't play in a CD player, or were they just unnamed tracks attached to other tracks/files? The tracklist more or less seems to be in chronological order, but I've diligently combed everything that comes after the Omi...

No, none of the previous Mass Effect games were this bad. They were never great with facial animations, but at least the models themselves weren't distracting to the point that they were an obstacle in the way of immersion.