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DestructionBomb

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Mother: Please take care of my son doctor!

Dr. Hayabusa: Will do.

*In room*

Kid: I have this crazy headache! what do I do?! :confused:

Dr. Hayabusa: It seems you have a case of Dazuna. I will prescribe you Izuna, unfortunately your local pharmacy will definitely not have it because no master ninja.

Kid: Dazuna!? :eek: .........um Master.....ninja? :confused:

Dr. Hayabusa: Stand up young man.....Now I want you to do this: :7::h:

Kid: W-What?:confused:

Dr. Hayabusa: Do it.

Kid: :oops: L-Like this? :7::h:

Dr. Hayabusa: :426::H+P: Full Izuna. :rolleyes:

*Room Shakes & Loud noise*

*Rushes in*

Mother: What happen!?!?!?!? :eek:

Dr. Hayabusa: I'm sorry......................He didn't make it. The dose was too Hi-Counter. :(

Mother: Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo :eek:



Dr. Hayabusa: *Teleports away*

such sadness, many tears, much medicine.
 
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Yurlungur

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Tina walks into nurse ryu's office. "You better listen up and listen up good, i'm here for that izuna treatment. I heard it helps you stay in shape and gets rid of wrinkles really fast so i'm gonna do whatever it takes", she said poking her fingers at ryu. "Mmm, it seems like we're going to need a heavy treatment", he said looking at her. "Alright, i'm up for anything ya got. COMMEEEE ONNNN", she said. Ryu grabbed her and then began ping ponging her across the room. The sounds of a ping pong machine became more apparent the most he started hitting Tina all across the room. "AHHHH", she welped as the speed increased. Momiji and kokoro came back up to the room. Kokoro still in pain from her last izuna and is holding an ice pack. "Thank god, you put some ice on that", momiji said. Ryu quickly let go of tina while the girls were just noticing what happened and tina shot out and ended up hitting kokoro at such a high speed that they both went through a wall and began tumbling down a flight of stairs.

Momiji quickly looked at the females groaning on the floor in pain. "Oh, they'll be fine", she said walking back into the office.
 
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Yurlungur said:
Tina walks into nurse ryu's office. "You better listen up and listen up good, i'm here for that izuna treatment. I heard it helps you stay in shape and gets rid of wrinkles really fast so i'm gonna do whatever it takes", she said poking her fingers at ryu. "Mmm, it seems like we're going to need a heavy treatment", he said looking at her. "Alright, i'm up for anything ya got. COMMEEEE ONNNN", she said. Ryu grabbed her and then began ping ponging her across the room. The sounds of a ping pong machine became more apparent the most he started hitting Tina all across the room. "AHHHH", she welped as the speed increased. Momiji and kokoro came back up to the room. Kokoro still in pain from her last izuna and is holding an ice pack. "Thank god, you put some ice on that", momiji said. Ryu quickly let go of tina while the girls were just noticing what happened and tina shot out and ended up hitting kokoro at such a high speed that they both went through a wall and began tumbling down a flight of stairs.

Momiji quickly looked at the females groaning on the floor in pain. "Oh, they'll be fine", she said walking back into the office.
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You seem to really enjoy torturing Kokoro xD.
 
Rawbietussin

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Nurse Ryu came into the hospital on his night shift. The Head Doctor told him to come see him into his office and told him that Nurse Momiji ingested a whole bottle of barbiturates. Nurse Ryu was shocked and saddened by the news about his former co-worker and assistant. The Head Doctor told him not to worry and that she will be replaced by a new assistant nurse effectively tonight. With 2 snaps of the Head Doctor's fingers, someone busted into walls of the Head Doctor's office. Dust clouded within the office. Nurse Ryu then saw a tall shadow. He quickly grabbed 2 syringes and threw them towards the man's shadow. The dust cleared and Nurse Ryu saw a tall and strong silver-haired man that intercepted the syringes he thrown.

???: Not bad for a Super Ninja working as a Head Nurse in some crummy, old hospital.
HD: Would you care to come in using the front door next time?
???: Just cut the damage I caused from my salary, HD.
HD: Very well... Anyways, Ryu... I'd like you to meet Leon, your new assistant nurse.
Leon: It's definitely an honor to meet ya, Super Nurseja. -threw the syringes back at Ryu-
Ryu -catches them and puts the syringes back at his holster- The pleasure is all mine.
HD: Now that you are all acquainted, I'd like you two to attend to your new patient, Ms. Rachel, who is now at her room. We can't understand a word she says and whenever the other doctors and I try to approach her, she wakes up, her lips becomes red as blood and looks angrily at us saying: "Rotcod em pleh der emoceb syawla spil ym esruc a s'ti."
Ryu: Sounds like you need an exorcist, not a nurse.
HD: I know but I don't really have the resources for that.
Ryu: We'll just try whatever we can do then. Come on, Nurse Leon.
Leon: -grunts and nods-
HD: I'm counting on you.

Nurse Ryu and Nurse Leon went out of the office and go see their patient. As they went inside their patient's room, they noticed that there was no one there. Ryu then sensed a presence and shouted at Leon.

Ryu: Look out! Behind you!
Leon: Hm? -turns around-

Rachel was crawling on the ceiling and jumped at Leon's back while strangling him.

Leon: GAAHHHH! Get her off me!
Rachel: Rotcod em pleh der emoceb syawla spil ym esruc a s'ti!
Ryu: Ma'am please calm down! We're here to help you!
Rachel: Rotcod em pleh der emoceb syawla spil ym esruc a s'ti!

Nurse Leon then grabs hold of Rachel and threw her to a table. Rachel recovered quickly then jumped towards Nurse Ryu but Nurse Leon intercepted it and threw her at a vanity mirror. Rachel jumped back at Nurse Leon and grabs hold of her again.

Leon: I can't keep doing this up all day. You need to decipher what she is saying! -throws Rachel at a potted plant-
Ryu: Buy me some time. I'll be right back.
Rachel: Rotcod em pleh der emoceb syawla spil ym esruc a s'ti! -jumps towards Leon-
Leon: -throws Rachel at an aquarium-

Nurse Ryu stormed out of the room and ran towards the nearby library. He made a quick research and deciphered Rachel's message: "It's a curse. My lips always become red. Help me doctor!". He quickly skimmed at a Vigoorian curebook and found out that the cure called the "Anuzi Pord". It is said it is done by launching them so high into the exosphere before dropping the patient to the ground with an Izuna Drop. He rushed back to Rachel's room and saw the place already in shambles with Leon almost worn out from throwing her everywhere.

Leon: -pants- Damn, what took you so long!? -throws Rachel at the TV-
Ryu: Sorry about that. I got the cure but we need to perform it. Just take her outside.
Rachel: Rotcod em pleh der emoceb syawla spil ym esruc a s'ti! -jumps towards Leon-
Leon: Gotcha. -throws Rachel outside the window-

Nurse Ryu and Nurse Leon ran off and followed her to the ground.

Ryu: All you need is to do a Power Launcher and I'll do the rest.
Leon: -nods in agreement-
Rachel: Rotcod em pleh der emoceb syawla spil ym esruc a s'ti! -jumps towards Ryu-
Ryu: NOW!
Leon: -intercepts and does a Power Launcher at Rachel-

Nurse Ryu then followed with a Power Launcher in mid-air which sent Rachel sky high to the exosphere and grabbed her with an Izuna that will crash down to the earth.

Ryu: YAAAAAHHHHH!

Rachel's lips lost color and became permanently comatose after her Izuna treatment.

TL;DR Most Awesome Nurse Ryu Episode Ever!
 
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Yurlungur

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Rachel steps into nurse ryu's office. She glaces at him up and down in his uniform. She goes to him and places her breasts on him. "you know ryu, have you around feels like the strength of a thousand men", she says while going close to his ear. "inside me", she moaned. Ryu panicked accidently izuna's her through all 15 floors.

After a couple of minutes a panicked momiji ends up going on the phone. "Hello, is this leon's fix it service? Why yes i'll be more then glad to help. Thank you very much".
 
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