Stop this nonsense NOW!

[Brute]

This is what happens when you pick a barcode for an account name.

 

[Rikuto]

Perhaps he's trying to emulate his favorite angsty teenage girl who was actually a hostage/government experiment in some alternate dystopian future, and who's only hope now to travel back through time to right the wrongs of the past while also getting involved in a love triangle between two young adults with abnormally good workout routines and bad hair.

It would explain the kung fu, at least.



.... or maybe he just scanned a box of cheerios with his phone, I dont know.

 

[Uberprinny]

Instead of making up conspiracy theories, why not go straight to the source? I have quite a tale to tell if people just dont assume and are willing to listen you know. XD

 

[THE_WORST_KOKORO]

@Uberprinny Conspiracies eh?

Spoiler

*X-files theme plays*

 

[WAZAAAAA]

friendly reminder that this is what the OP got hit by ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

 

[THE_WORST_KOKORO]

friendly reminder that this is what the OP got hit by ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

....

 

[Brute]

Instead of making up conspiracy theories, why not go straight to the source?

I tried, but sometimes they decline to fight me.

I have quite a tale to tell if people just dont assume and are willing to listen you know.

Then tell it already. Maybe if you weren't so coyly vague people wouldn't have to assume.

 

[Awesmic]

Instead of making up conspiracy theories, why not go straight to the source? I have quite a tale to tell if people just dont assume and are willing to listen you know. XD

If no one else will humor this, I will.

Send me a PM.