1. Is the U.S. political system pluralist?
2. If you had to go on a date with Rumer Willis, what would be the first inanimate object you would try to balance on her enormous chin?
3. How do you feel about Lee Kuan Yew's political handling of Sigapore and the aftermath in its contemporary state?
4. How long would it take Ryu Hayabusa to rip Kratos to shreds in a duel to the death (time estimated in milliseconds)?
5. Do you believe that the world would prosper or fall to ruin if dominated by utilitarians (independently rational and communally rational may be analyzed separately)?
6. If Jesus was featured as a guest character in Dead or Alive 5, would you order pepperonis on your pizza?
1. In
theory.
2. Mickey Mouse Bobblehead.
3. Needed more cowbell.
4. Assuming it was a Master Ninja speed run, about 23 seconds. 27 if we are forced to wait for the dramatic pause at the moment between decapitation and the blood finally starting to spurt.
5. Any system can prosper if governed with the right people behind the main wheel, or with the right philosophy behind the hive mind. Unfortunately that is random and based entirely on the luck of who got the ball rolling, and because people die and are replaced by new people every generation the bad eventually overcomes the good through sheer chance, which leads to oppression and finally revolution, thus repeating the cycle.
Ruin is inevitable under any system, even one that depicts every action as being justified for the greater good. If a hive mind sharing common beliefs beyond all sense of individual logic could truly lead to happiness, the middle east wouldn't be so entirely fucked up.
6. Shoot off the screen to reload.