"oh, please don't counter the extremely obvious mid-punch coming through!"
HAHA I always think the same.
Last time, my best friend and I played DOA5, and he was a bit disappointed with his own skills :
BFF : "Crap, I suck with Rig, you always beat me with Helena, is she Top Tier or what?".
Me : Stop complaining, Helena is not that good to be honest.
BFF : How is that possible, she is too impredictable blablablah!
Me : Well she only has mid punches to start with and and hmmm..
BFF : Whaaat ?
Me : Ermm.. no.. nothing.

BFF : Nooo you said something interesting, I want to know!
Me : *
Why did I say that?*
(I must keep the secret as long as possible)