synce
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Holy shit lmao I haven't heard the word cybering since like 2003. Thank you for the nostalgia trip
Also today I saw an invisible Kasumi. Er, didn't see. It was THAT laggy.
Weirdest Online Moments
- Thread starter Chapstick
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Holy shit lmao I haven't heard the word cybering since like 2003. Thank you for the nostalgia trip
Also today I saw an invisible Kasumi. Er, didn't see. It was THAT laggy.
Jamaican Legend
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I was in a lobby with chapstick and it started lagging horribly, i kindly ask the person to stop watching porn and they leave.
Lol that's telling me its true for that person xD
Pictured Mind
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I'm pretty sure fsd has come to accept that i am the weirdest moments online thread.
Anyways, to the story that brought me here. I join a lobby and for some reason some little 12 year old black kid who was just mashing with hayabusa was on the mic. During the process someone choose @Blazeincarnated 's costume and went off going about how the costume was racist. "NO BLACK PERSON WEAR'S CHAINS AND WHAT'S THAT A TIGER BEHIND HIM. THIS ISN'T HOW AFRICANS ACT LIKE. THEY DON'T GET WHAT BLACK PEOPLE WEAR"
So, i politely replied "You're aware that a black person made that costume correct?". "Stop telling lies, all these Asian people are racist".
I really wish i could make this shit up. Also @Kodachi
That gif looks so cute.
Timasty
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Had a few weird online moments:
Some calling me the characters name pretending I'm that character ("Bonjour Miss Tengu"), players that switch their "fighting style" by mashing buttons only on the right hand side of the controller, others talking trash pretending I'm their most hatred country (mostly between France and Germany), those that want me to pick specific costumes ("only those with shoes".. Like, how should I know what costumes have shoes) for whatever reason, someone saying he only respects me if I pick Pai else he'll disrespect me by taunting or hitting while I'm K.O. 'cause I grabbed too often when using Lisa, etc.
Bet I have more but those are the ones that just came up to my mind.
Some calling me the characters name pretending I'm that character ("Bonjour Miss Tengu"), players that switch their "fighting style" by mashing buttons only on the right hand side of the controller, others talking trash pretending I'm their most hatred country (mostly between France and Germany), those that want me to pick specific costumes ("only those with shoes".. Like, how should I know what costumes have shoes) for whatever reason, someone saying he only respects me if I pick Pai else he'll disrespect me by taunting or hitting while I'm K.O. 'cause I grabbed too often when using Lisa, etc.
Bet I have more but those are the ones that just came up to my mind.
Obviously, they think you're a girl and they're thirsty beyond saving.
To be fair, it could've been a controller malfunction on their end. This has happened to me numerous times, even when I reset the controller.
However, if they openly said they were deliberately doing this, I'll leave that alone.
Sounds about right. I've seen my share of those kinds of bigots back when I was on XBL.
I can't really knock someone for that.
If I wanted to play an Ayane player I'm cool with, I would want them to pick the ninja succubus outfit just to make move references to Darkstalkers (yes, sometimes I do that).
There are also times I want someone to pick Kasumi's nurse costumes just so I can make dirty references from Night Shift Nurses too... but that's too NC-17 for this crowd.
I know DOA gets a lot of controversy for costumes these days, but dad-gummit, sometimes I wanna actually chill and bask in my imaginations while playing the game... but that guy you described is too picky for his own good.
Well yeah... you're known for being a Pai player. He probably took your approach the wrong way, thinking you were holding back against him.
This is why I'm hesitant to have an actual sub, because something like this will happen.
If you see @VAND1TA around, tell her I miss her.
Kronin
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I know the reason for it and actually I think that this is the only element of your list that has some sense and can be saved from being catalogued as meaningless flame or craziness from your opponents XD
The fact is that the female characters that on default wear high heels are affected from a deformation when their models use barefoot: the lower legs are artificially extended in order to compensate for the missing footwear. This makes the lower leg look unusually long and thin, gives the girls rubber ankles: all this happen in different extent according to the kind of "elevation from the ground" from each girl on default.
Of course this doesn't happen with characters that on default wear "flat" shoes, as can happen to Marie or Nyotengu (by the way I think that for preserving the hitboxes the legs of such characters are extended in other points: to me Marie Rose in her swimsuits appear to have legs more long than the usual, but could be just an impression of mine).
In all this the funny thing is that this happened because many fans complained about the girls wearing swimsuits with shoes (for the first pack of swimsuits in DoA5). The visual effect is surely not nice, so this is the reason because some player woud prefer to gets could prefer to see only swimsuits using shoes and so keeping a standard shape of the female's legs. At the same time it's also true that during a fight will be hard to notice it if you are really focused on playing, so from this point of view they shouldn't care for it unless they plan to get photos of the match later XD
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Oh my god a few days ago I was in this lobby and was on a win streak, and everyone was just having fun on mic talking & whatnot and everyone wanted to end my win streak lmfao. I had such a good time w/ these people (I should've added them all before I left omg).
Anyway, this person joined the lobby and like IMMEDIATELY started talking shit to like everyone and was talking about kicking asses and whatnot, I don't remember everything he was saying, and I was mentioned or something like I'll kick his ass and he'll admit to it that he lost?? He'll probably kick everyone's asses in the lobbies?? Wtfever?? He was just rude as hell the entire time. He also told this person "SHUT THE FUCK UP, YOU FUCKING FAGGOT PUSSY BITCH YOU'RE TRASH" and at that point I'm just like "lmfao chill oh my god".
When he finally was going to play me, I could tell it was going be laggy because I could taste the lag in the character select screen and when the match started, I guess everyone else noticed the lag because everyone just went "LMAOOOOOO LOOK AT THIS MCDONALD'S CONNECTION", everyone started ganging up on him and I'm so glad I wasn't on mic because I was laughing like a fucking hyena at this point and he got so pissed and started telling them to shut up and stuff, and I think he was talking his mom at one point?
And like halfway through the round, I think his mom kicked him off the PS4 because he was yelling, I heard "Mom" or wtfever, and he just left the lobby LMAO.
Tbh I should start joining random lobbies more because that was fucking hilarious.
Anyway, this person joined the lobby and like IMMEDIATELY started talking shit to like everyone and was talking about kicking asses and whatnot, I don't remember everything he was saying, and I was mentioned or something like I'll kick his ass and he'll admit to it that he lost?? He'll probably kick everyone's asses in the lobbies?? Wtfever?? He was just rude as hell the entire time. He also told this person "SHUT THE FUCK UP, YOU FUCKING FAGGOT PUSSY BITCH YOU'RE TRASH" and at that point I'm just like "lmfao chill oh my god".
When he finally was going to play me, I could tell it was going be laggy because I could taste the lag in the character select screen and when the match started, I guess everyone else noticed the lag because everyone just went "LMAOOOOOO LOOK AT THIS MCDONALD'S CONNECTION", everyone started ganging up on him and I'm so glad I wasn't on mic because I was laughing like a fucking hyena at this point and he got so pissed and started telling them to shut up and stuff, and I think he was talking his mom at one point?
And like halfway through the round, I think his mom kicked him off the PS4 because he was yelling, I heard "Mom" or wtfever, and he just left the lobby LMAO.
Tbh I should start joining random lobbies more because that was fucking hilarious.
My weird moment last night was me joining a random tag match. When I first got in I saw no one was playing and they were idle in the lobby and then one guy in the says in the chat box "A new challenger appears..." so I guess he was the reason ppl stopped playing so I accepted the challenge because I just wanted play and needed to challenge myself since no one wanted play solo and there were novice players atm and I didn't want to ruin their fun or I wasn't welcomed, but back to the story. He texted again "Will he test this might" or some crap like and I replied "ok..." so we begin the match with him playing Phase-4 and Kasumi against my Honoka and Tina. I thought this match was going to be tough because he use all completed titles with kasumi and phase-4, his experience and skill with both of them, tag juggles, his 9 win streak, and me still training with Honoka, but in the words of Jacky Bryant: "Less talk, More action!". I started off pretty well with Honoka being patient this time with defense since mostly because she has "short limbs" using resets and predicting his holds with Hi counter throws beating both his with tinas help in the 1st round. He got on the mic in the next round and he is distraught nearly beating me with a tag combo, wall attack and high throws counters, but again "Less talk, More Action! " which I ending up bringing the match back with only Honoka (tina got k.o.'d) with less than 10% of her health predicting his attacks, power blows, neutral grapples, hi-counter throws, and lisa's otg splash attack being both character which he let his frustration and over confidence on the mic get to his head. Now he is really pissed and the lag kicks in which I thought he might get a comeback because it was like moving in slow motion, but once again (you already know what I'm about to say). This time I ended up using mostly this time Tina and beating him and ending the streak due to me being able to read him now, being patient, and kept talking on the mic. I exit to lobby mode and he got mad salty wanted me kicked. I told him gg and choose his battles, but he didn't take my advice and kept whining so I left. Brownishninja was the guy and I totally forgot to save the replay >.< , but then again there some other ppl and the host who witnessed the match so I'm satisfied... I guess.
TheRealCoxinator
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Chapstick
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is that really who that is lmao
Edit- is that what this status is about
http://www.freestepdodge.com/members/kokobaebeakilla.9459/#profile-post-67242
TheRealCoxinator
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no thats sumthin different i'm pretty sure
@TheRealCoxinator didn't even know it was him lol. His confidence was his greatest enemy, not me.
TheRealCoxinator
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TheRealCoxinator
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I just do arcade throwdowns. The AI are better opponents than everyone else cuz it's not online lol
I apparently won against @Chapstick earlier at least on my side anyway?? Chap had one round and I had two, and I remember seeing the win animation for Rachel and all, but I apparently lost??? So tired of DOAs flop nation of a netcode
Well earlier today, I decided to play online and joined a random lobby who was hosted by a user who goes by KillaCrillz_007 or something by that name and when I watched he was a trolling a kid who was on the mic taunting him especially with Ayane calling him loser which the kid told him to stop which cause the kid to snap and mashing buttons winning by a comingback. The trolling then started toying with kid spacing, taunt, knockbacks, and force tag out causing the kid throw a tantrum on the mic satisfying him and probably another playing who was also in the lobby. The kid lost and then started to cry which I felt bad because he's only kid and even thats just cyber bullying which he throw a tantrum in chat after the mic was off. After the kid lost, mit was my turn so I decided to pick Tina and Nyotengu, the troll must of been playing CF because he couldn't pick non f2p characters no other than free or daily characters. In the first match he tried the same tricks on me like the previous before, but with Jan Lee and Christie so I trolled him back with nyotengu since he wasn't familiar with the dlc and then took him to Suplex City with Tina winning the match. The rematch was a bit tricky this time since now he was now using Ayane and Hayabusa which was same trick but using scrubusa gimmick so I my scrubiji gimmick with momiji and then going suplex city with Tina beating him which he got pissed so I left and joined another lobby which was hosted by DynastyMagestic (Now this guy really grinds my gear). He beated me (tag of course) by mashing the hell out of me with hayabusa and nyotengu follow by overkills and then leaves when I wanted a runback. I ran into him again in another lobby hosted by another user DarkPrincess513 and lucky me, it was a solo lobby which in my mind goes "Suplex City B**ch". He owns everyone in the lobby because it was mostly novice players so I thought I might kicked because of my rank which really I joined and stay because I wanted my runback fair and square in a single match. When my turn finally came, we all went back to lobby and I was like "fuck... I'm getting kicked when I was about to Lesner on his ass" but she changed it tag "whoopty f***king doo". >_< she wanted everyone to team up and what do you know, this ninja wanted to team up so I declined after the mashing and curbing stomping my character's corpse then beat up on beginners? No, I don't care if its easter and jesus day you're going to suplex city b**tch. After she and some other guy lost it was my turn, but he text "And I'm done" and went to lobby because of a user named HueyFreeman-X. She laugh and asked he was scared because she knew I was easter hunting him probably why she didn't kick me also bonus for her because she can watch him go to "Suplex City" and then he started to make excuses thus him pulling a "Seth Rollins"... very interesting easter sunday.