So this thread actually inspired me to go back online last night, which I hadn't done in quite some time. I figured hey, I got my JLF installed in my stick, maybe my problems earlier were with the defective brawlstick joystick, and now I'll be able to play ok.
Holy hell. I'm willing to entertain the idea that my connection is unusually shit, but if this is at all a representative sample of the games people have I can't imagine how anyone can consider online "meaningful" as a representation of skill or as experience or as even a decent way to kill time.
I fought a fucking Mila scrub (as Mila) who could lock me down with repeated 6pp. She's -11 on block on that and maybe maybe if I mashed p after the block I could interrupt his next string. Incredible. I didn't attempt to throw punish (which in retrospect I regret not attempting just to see) but I was retaliating with 6p or 3p, and if he's at any disadvantage at all (let alone -11) I should counterhit. In the next round, I became irate and beat him literally by repeating Tina's 6f+k over and over again. Sadly, this would have also worked on the NEXT guy in the lobby if he hadn't gotten saved by a wall hit. This game is just so gross and degenerate online. It's almost as bad as trying to play the KOF98 port where I literally could not jump full screen fireballs on reaction (lol Mexican internet, I'm sure). Inputs dropped all over; 66f+p kept coming out 6f+p, I couldn't sidestep for shit and when I did sidestep I couldn't get takedowns to come out. I don't think I had a single game that wasn't a slideshow at some point. I can't even enjoy winning since I'm sure the poor fuck on the other end is having the same experience. But he's playing Jann Lee so fuck him. Jesus.
Again, I'm willing to believe I'm just unusually screwed here, but any fighting game where the optimal playstyle is basically indistinguishable from playing Track and Field isn't a fighting game. I have no desire to win at a button-mashing contest. Unless a new router does the trick or Tecmo does some black magic with the next netcode patch DOA5 can go get fucked sideways. I don't want to play Tekken particularly but at least I can play Tekken.